John

Part time head turner, full time jaw dropper

[John @mustashjohn]

“You’re talking to the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, whoo! wheelin dealin’, limousine riding, jet flying son of a gun and I'm having a hard time holding these alligators down!”

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

https://t.co/o4CH5crwta

[John @mustashjohn]

Calling the gta mechanic at 3 am instead of Uber

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

iT’S OFFiCiALLY …

[NASA @NASA]

It happened. Today our #MarsHelicopter proved that powered, controlled flight from the surface of another planet is possible. It takes a little ingenuity, perseverance, and spirit to make that opportunity a reality: https://t.co/oT3rrBm6wj

[dolphinihilism @Dolphin2Times]

If you're in Omaha and need some food hit up the comrades!

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

you’re laughing. 10 people were killed in tomato town and you’re laughing

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Happy International Women's Day!!! All praises to every Queen and Princess around the world!! ❤️ Sendin mad love to u all!!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

MLB Announces That June 2nd Will Forever Be Known as Lou Gehrig Day To Help Raise Money and Awareness to Battle ALS https://t.co/v5c3mXHZ2c

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

BREAKING: Bobby Shmurda has been released from prison.

More: https://t.co/fbgwcH1nJj

[John @mustashjohn]

Free Market* (terms and conditions may apply)

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

This you @realDonaldTrump?

[ScHoolboy Q @ScHoolboyQ]

If tHe police don’t start smoking tHese weirdos ima get Hot

[John @mustashjohn]

This aged so poorly

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In the US, about $165 billion worth of uneaten food is thrown away each year

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

thank you mommy america

[Bes D. Marx🔻 @BesDMarx]

the new COVID relief bill includes:

- $4'000'000'000 for navy weapons
- $2'000'000'000 for air force missiles
- $500'000'000 for israel
- tax breaks if you own a race horse

- $600 for you

[EchoInTheClouds @EchoClouds]

Deadliest days in American history:

1. Galveston Hurricane - 8,000
2. Antietam - 3,600
3. 9/11 - 2,977
4. Last Thursday - 2,861
5. Last Wednesday - 2,762
6. Last Tuesday - 2.461
7. Last Friday - 2,439
8. Pearl Harbor - 2,403

[Kernal Korn @KyleDAitken]

Fun Fact, the nightly fireworks display at Disney world emits more carbon then all confined cattle feeding operations in America do annually.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

George Foreman named all five of his sons George Foreman.