Oreoluwa

Muslimah||bibliophile||introvert||food lover🥰||health educator||calligrapher

[Eureka @eureka_seamless]

I built a game where you drive a danfo through Lagos 🚌
Load passengers, dodge okadas, beat the traffic. Plays in your browser, no download.

https://t.co/XE3xm87QXH

#LagosRun #Lagos #IndieGame

[Mardiyyah ❤️💐 @iam_Mardiyyah]

No food, I repeat again, no food in the universe has more rewarm value like beans 😭

[Malikajaan💋💜 @amynartt_]

“I can impregnate 19 women in so so days, can you get pregnant twice in 9 months?” You wey no know if you be Baba Segi twin brother 😭😭😂

[Sara @piousdeenn]

Someone asked, "Ya Rasulullah, can a child's dua change a parent's fate after death?" And the Prophet'sﷺ reply made prayer feel heavier..

[Ada is a girl💗 @faveda12]

“Adaaa…Chiomaaa, whoever is there should come and blend…”

Me: 😭

[Docti-ify @fueki_lee]

A large portion of marriages in Nigeria are Open marriages, it's just closed on the women's side.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I was telling someone the other day, “Sometimes I get so excited while reading that my eyes jump ahead and skip whole paragraphs, and I have to make myself go back and reread what I missed.”
They looked at me and said, “No one does that.”
Please tell me I’m not the only one 😭😩

[Annie | XORA Co. (Perfumes • Fashion Items) @ininghe_]

Unless you're gay or a masturbator, this question shouldn't even exist.
If we’re talking about heterosexual relations, it really shouldn’t be a debate, because baby oil has no business anywhere near the v@gina.
Before you'll start calling someone's daughter fish meanwhile you single-handedly gave her an infection with your careless practice.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PLEASE WOMEN ARE NOT REHABILITATION CENTRES FOR BADLY RAISED MEN

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

gel?... gel? our options are patches, shots, implants and pills & these weaklings get gel?!?!?

[Akin @undeafetedakin]

"or yam"?

[Yoruba angel 💎 @DamilolaLizz]

Trying to speak Yoruba to a kid:

Her mum: agh she doesn’t understand Yoruba ooo (with pride)

The said child’s spoken English: mummy iyaff fall down , come and be going

Me in my mind : iya meji je okugbe yin 😂😂😂💔💔💔💔

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Hearing a neighbor’s child screaming is disturbing. Are they abusing that baby, or did they just stop him from drinking half a liter of disinfectant?

[Chinyenum 💫 @deltanmuslimah]

Happy International Women’s Day to all the coconut head women. Long may we be stubborn!

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

that was never the goal tbh. The goal is for us to be in pain 2geda

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

becoming a mom is wild bc suddenly someone is coughing directly in your face and you’re just accepting it 🤣

[The T ❣️🦋 @TheTease_]

Yoruba men are terrible
I had an accident on Monday and I sprained my wrist badly!!

Tell me why this Man said Opebe how's your hand??😭😭😭😭😭

I need to start talking to Igbo Men at this point

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

No, you can’t date a 16-17 year old girl, even if she looks 23. If you do and get intimate with her, it’s rape. Yes, RAPE.

[Bookish Ezioma @EziomaKalu]

Everybody read Chasing Red right?