Prospero's Ass

I'm Caliban and you're probably ugly.

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

@MUtempest_Cal Just fucking scream you piece of actual garbage.

[wint @dril]

hwow many favs are worth the equivalent of a human life... id say about 70

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

.@HillaryClinton voted
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.@HillaryClinton whips
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on @TheEllenShow
http://t.co/jB2LyWfhe7

[wint @dril]

I find my self. walking the hallowed halls of Harverd university , thinking wisely to my self. upon the quest, for Knowledge...

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

Running in public is actually a sin, that's why I'm always fashionably late and haunted by magically induced chronic ulcers

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

@mutemp_miranda please delete this

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

Don't retweet my self deprecating comments wtf Ugly

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

I'm actually SHRIEKING right now

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

This hasn't really happened, but I KNOW if we had the supplies of cereal and milk, it so would, it always does one way or another

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

Prospero probably pours milk before adding cereal. He would delight in making me clean up his Shitlord milk splatters.

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

TWITTER CUT ME OFF. Rest assured I am LIVID about this topic, and I don't even have access to cereal.

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

Obsessively thinking about pouring milk before adding cereal. Why. Why would you do that. Do you like being a sentient stench, you insuffera

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

S/O to my buddy @mutempest_steph for enabling my bad habit! Props to you buddy, I don't like change!

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

@MUtempest_Cal That wasn't the image I wanted, but maybe, just maybe.... It was the image I needed.

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

From one self obsessed narcissist to another,

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

how do you delete yourself

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

how do you delete tweets

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

giving the islamsd a BIG sniff roght now we are in LOIVE!!!! DAMN!!!!!!

[Prospero's Ass @MUtempest_Cal]

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