One skill that will save you is strategic uselessness, being useless strategical. You see how nobody mentions musalia when we critisize the gorvement . This man has mastered the art .
I discovered this art one time my mother was tired of my fathers many shenanigans,she packed her clothes and left us .Being the eldest my father thought I would become an assistant mother ,he learned the hard way . The first night he asked me to cook rice . I put everything in the pot added water and kept adding water and wood untill the devil said , "that's enough my son" that night we had rice soup .
The next morning I put milk and instead of tea leaves I added some herbs my mother used for soup . Mzee saw the writings on the wall "menne menne ,this boy will kill you ". That night he came home with goat heads kila mtu yake . The next day I found my mother home when I came from school . That Sunday she was wearing new clothes ,sharp girl that one.
Brethren learn to be useless .
A new Bill has been proposed that seeks to stop the IEBC from livestreaming election results from polling stations.
If passed into law, Kenyans will no longer be able to follow the results live as they are announced at polling stations.
Daily reminder to pay your mamafua and casual workers on time. I hate this, “si ni mia tatu tu, mbona anashinda amenipigia” mentality. 500 bob to you equals clean clothes. For her it’s three meals for her family. Usikuwe mtu bladifackin.
An unspoken rule ya kuwa mschana ni if you’re looking for something in your bag, and you find your lipgloss, you have to stop and apply the gloss first before you continue with the search.