Mutindi

[Kaluhi's_Kitchen @KaluhisKitchen]

You're better off walking into Naivas and buying your brand new Kenpoly container set, than buying over inflated, damaged "ex-uk" anything

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Trump administration to send Americans exposed to Ebola to Kenya - New York Times
https://t.co/Wk7xHLz5lQ

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

EBOLA is the most lethal contagious disease in the world. It has no treatment or vaccination.

Bringing Americans who are exposed to EBOLA to Kenya for whatever reasons is an act of HIGH TREASON as it exposes EVERYONE to extinction.

It must be opposed, resisted and overturned. No Ifs or Buts.

#SovereigntyFirst
#RutoMustGoNow
#NoToImperialism

[Mutindi @mutindis]

@mama_hawi I found an incredible high waisted pair at LC Waikiki

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" There is nobody manufacturing Vodka in Kenya, anything of that nature is a scam"- John Mututho Former Nacada chairman!

[Mutindi @mutindis]

@AlinurMohamed_ Completely devoid if wisdom, intelligence and commonsense.

[Mutindi @mutindis]

@NytoP2PMwangi Very shallow

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Don’t be afraid of a 6 month home renovation.

Those 12 months will be the most fulfilling 2 years of your life.

[Mutindi @mutindis]

@esther_stan You wr right

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

😂😂😂 lanes

[Mutindi @mutindis]

@C_NyaKundiH Asi

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page.

Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge

[Mutindi @mutindis]

@SomoinaKapeen Symmetry

[Bill Moore, Esq. @lawyer_memes]

An associate used the word "hope" in a client email.

"We hope to have the draft by Friday."

I called her into my office.

I asked her if we were a law firm or a charity.

She stared at her shoes.

I told her hope is for ambulance chasers.

I made her rewrite the email.

"We will deliver the draft by Friday."

Then I made her stay until 4 AM on Thursday to ensure it happened.

She was exhausted.

But she wasn't hopeful.

She was certain.

That's the product we sell.

[Mutindi @mutindis]

@lady_valor_07 Yes

[Mutindi @mutindis]

@NyakagwaSteve And we love it

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The shortcuts that Google Maps gives you.

[Mutindi @mutindis]

@lawrencekitema Whose bubbles then?

[Raksha @caraksha103]

My grandma recently installed WhatsApp and thought that groups were meant for sorting contacts.

Long story short: She created a group called 'Unimportant' with about 15 relatives and acquaintances.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

EMPLOYEES THOUGHTS WHEN TAKEN ON A COMPANY TRIP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂