/eɪʒ’ɔ:/

future corpse, but it can’t come fast enough. mostly despair. she/her.

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

I'm so hungry, when will my pizza return from war?

[lola🍡 @pastafrutti]

if this is the case then my pronouns are your/mom

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

holy shit IS this my ex?

[Jen @such_hockey_wow]

@AITA_reddit SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU, OP.

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

lol this was the ex I went to Mexico with 🙃

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for inviting my (29M) Girlfriend (28F) on an expensive vacation and expecting her to pay all of her share? (I make a lot more than her) https://t.co/bFad8kfOIV

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

@IKEAUSAHelp the Sommardröm backpack has never been available at the Charlotte or Atlanta location and I can’t get it shipped to my house for those same reasons. Am I just out of luck?

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

@AVLGreenWorks hey! got this handy flier in the mail about composting— I watched the video this morning, but can’t find where to register for any materials or the kitchen tote.

[Marchy 🐺🖤 @Marchyecilam]

FUN HISTORY FACT: The Jan from JanSport doesn’t have a cent to show for it. The company got aggressively taken out from under her while she was going through messy family issues. She’s still alive tho and she can still make a mean backpack. Thread below:

RT’s appreciated
(1/22)

[koush @koush]

Difficult to quantify what an ecological disaster Bitcoin is, but this comes close.

[Weedmaps @weedmaps]

@lostblackboy High! Equitable ownership is key 💚
You can always browse Black-owned businesses here: https://t.co/mkXcSuB9TR

[Beyond Infinity DC: Elevated Cloud Kitchen @dccloudkitchen]

@lostblackboy Black female queer owner and operator here...and errrrbody black over here. Where you at, cuz we ship baby!

[Emily Galvin-Almanza @GalvinAlmanza]

OK, let's talk about the warrant thing, since it's coming up in the Daunte conversation. Right now the conversation is grief and outrage and it feels inappropriate to dig in, but people are raising it, so there are some things you should know about "having a warrant out"

[Vanessa Clark @FoxxyGlamKitty]

Definitely DO NOT eat or drink charcoal foods if you're a trans person on HRT.

[swm @sheathescholar]

now that I’m fully vaccinated, I just want you to know that I still won’t be able to make that thing because I don’t want to come.

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

@kateleth I’d love to try this approach but I’m scared, the last round of shrooms I did way back when was utterly terrifying and scarred me for years. But OTOH being constantly s*icidal and having no motivation for living is getting to be a drag too.

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

@BZedan same tbh

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

covid vaccine #2 baybee

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

@lefttheprairie I wanted something with AWD/4WD around the same year but crivens you can’t find one at all!

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

@lefttheprairie My payments are $242/mo.

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

@lefttheprairie oh man, I got a gently used barely no options 2015 toyota corolla go-kart with 53,000miles in 2018 for $13,500, and that was supposedly an amazing deal. I was floored.

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

@mpsunday thanks megan now i’m CRYING ❤️

[/eɪʒ’ɔ:/ @muttershanks]

hey friends, I’m your AFAB/bi+pan-sexual-romantic/femme-butch loser pal—but mostly I’m just regretfully alive.