Al Stoten

Socialist biker

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@walls what on earth have you done to Feasts? Change them back quickly please!

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@McDonaldsUK isn’t it about time you started doing a kids happy meal with veggie burger?

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@HarvesterUK On your toes is right! I walked six and a half miles in the wrong direction.

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@HarvesterUK did you know that outside your restaurant in Bromley, the Crooked Billet, the weather vane has east and west pointing the wrong directions.

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@Tesco Any update yet? I wait with bated breath!

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@Tesco hi, out of interest, how many of your stores have a Costa Coffee branch within?

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@Gary_Kilroy It don’t look much like the artists impression. Where are all the friends you were promised?

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@ThisIsReckitt why is there a desperate shortage of Lemsip. Can’t find it anywhere?

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@Jacamo delivery meant to be Tuesday. Finally arrived Saturday. Only one item out of two. What’s wrong with you?

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@Jacamo due delivery on Tuesday. Now Friday. Why do you insist on using Evri. Never have problems with DPD, you should try using them.
I await your standard response along the lines of ‘DM us your order number etc.’

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@Jacamo Ok. I’ll look elsewhere then.

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@Jacamo are you still using Evri/Hermes as your courier? Would like to know before I think about placing an order.

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@Jacamo why do you insist on using Evri. Absolutely useless! Item ordered on Sunday still not arrived. 😡

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

Cat just farted in my face. 🤢

[TSSA @TSSAunion]

Solidarity from TSSA to @CWUnews for strikes at BT and Royal Mail

[TSSA Women in Focus @tssawomen]

Hi @AtalianServest. Can we ask why your company is sending representatives in uniform to comment on a strike you aren't involved in? This person is part of your subcontracted cleaning company and is not involved in Avanti West Coast strike action. Thanks.

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@Gazby77 @SinglespRocket1 @cnbcwatcher90 @GWRHelp Awkward!

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@HarvesterUK What more info do you need?

[Al Stoten @muttley_al]

@HarvesterUK did you know that the weather vane outside your Crooked Billet Bromley has East and West the wrong way round?