Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧

just an untrained meteorologist, reporting on the snow, i mean, it's in the streets.
my homonculi will see you now.

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@urbancritiques @JustinWhang for the DAWGGGGSSSS

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@textbookvillain have you noticed that everyone who refuses this is miserable and no fun to be around? this does not only apply to "hot, rich, and successful" people. in your day to day life, if you take risks that could embarrass you, you will find life to be far more fulfilling than wallowing.

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@WC_Alice_VT @coffeeartthings @stoicglare @UAVJutsu @Wendigoon8 @Okami1811992 don't need a psych eval nor your biography to know you didn't put in enough work if in 30 years you have made zero progress. did you practice every day of those 30? did you learn the fundamentals before trying to draw what you like? "talent" (which is a myth) requires hard work.

[Flesh Simulator 🐧 @fleshsimulator]

Put him in jail forreal

[H20: 2nd Impact @I__HATE_SOCCER]

Asking someone why they think a game is good and they respond with anything to do with sales numbers or how popular it is

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@Qw3rty85743370 @JehffMacbook @PliskinOmar nah, just how snake looks, his horn gets bigger and you can't wash blood off of him. it's pretty easy to get rid of though.

[LowTierRog Daily @lowtierrogdaily]

LowTierGod (Age 41) has been exposed for using AI filters to look young

[is Freddy Fazbear in the Fortnite itemshop? @FazbearFortnite]

Withered Lil Wayne

[H20: 2nd Impact @I__HATE_SOCCER]

Metal Gear Solid 4 70 minute long cutscene

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@WrestleEmRuss @BonusFact @JustinWhang wait no i remember being switched to methylcobalamin for a while and that shit STUNK, cyanacobalamin is what i take now, and took before that, not a lot of stank, but depends on if your body can retain it, methyl is much better at retention

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@WrestleEmRuss @BonusFact @JustinWhang your b12 reeks? been on b12 my entire life have i just been noseblind, that shit just smells like chalk to me ngl

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@xXxCore54xXxmlg @blktechfie84239 @BBCLondonNews the church of england is protestant, england tried to cleanse catholicism multiple times, how is england catholic?

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@1lluminasean @Vapeuh @billybrizzle420 haven't been in the debate space of the internet in a while, is he still kicking? i heard he's not only able, but extremely willing. my anal jar escapades are not for lustful purposes, as i sanded down my prostate aeons ago, but i'm not sure if he knows that..

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@shaniachanvt @NotRadioShaman @ComedyShamn @MrGayForPussy @PODAWFUL @WANGHAF real shit. EEEEEINTRODUCING... the CHACLIT STAWFIESH... andahotdogflavuhed wadduh!! hot dog is such a whiny song but i'll never stop loving it. happy fred durst friday king.

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@TeamYouTube @commentiquette thank you youtube!! sending rocket ships with lasers your way!! (_(_)::::::::::::;:::::D~~~~~ (this rocket is pierced) and.... POST!

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@1lluminasean @exastrissci @Vapeuh @billybrizzle420 let's just say... i have a black hole.

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@1lluminasean @exastrissci @Vapeuh @billybrizzle420 i thought you might come upon my land and quote ephesians to my cattle. now i see i have read you wrong. still can't compete though, pluto isn't a planet any longer, not because of bs astrophysics, because it got sucked into my orbit, and the rest of the planets didn't like that.

[Mutt (Your Aunt's Sneaky Link) 🐧 @muttnotdog]

@1lluminasean @exastrissci @Vapeuh @billybrizzle420 i am well known for my ability to retain a jar of pickles in my anus without causing any harm to the jar. this is defamatory and i will be sending my legion of gangstalkers after you. are you a prodigal child because of the land and family or because the voices told you?