blue dog

kenomimimimimimi - dog thing
sometimes i post nsfw mostly im just complaining

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

always flirt like she's your ex-wife and you're trying to win her back.

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[blue dog @muttoffline]

since march.... email me fr

[meow @swirli_e]

imaginatuationship

[blue dog @muttoffline]

big dog by wet leg goes hard as fuck

[Softboy @softboywin]

y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”

[Mia @love_____bug]

Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot

[anna @hard_boiledbabe]

Abysmal vibes in the groupchat today

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today

[julia @juumelo_]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is describe you

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

@Dykeocletian the kebab man cares about me. the starbucks barista also cares about me. everyone cares about me! i am simply beloved by all! ha ha ha!

[Autumn @zetslac]

How is this still up

[Violet Rose 🏳️‍⚧️ @Vibutler_]

I’ve never felt stupider than studying for the bar. I’m taking notes like “murder is when you kill someone on purpose”

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[pook 🔪 @edserkins]

grey’s anatomy was never the same again

[a bastard once named mister poop @snifferoffeces]

(talking to wife) let's have sex. from you know, porn

[angele @yaoiangele]

bitches treating me like rue for smoking a little weed