claro casey

tri-states #1 most haunted female messiah.

[claro casey @muttvillain]

i knew a dude who had 2-3 phds from the university of phoenix lmao. his ego whew, you couldnt tell him nothing. also he refused to eat ice cream cones bc he was convinced everyone looks at it like a dick. so obviously he was also disturbed and dumb as fuck.

[claro casey @muttvillain]

Untitled 2 by kendrick lamar

[claro casey @muttvillain]

every kah lo song is 20/10

[claro casey @muttvillain]

anyway here’s a bunch of long form i read last week. mountaineering then just general human tragedy:

Snow Fall - John Branch
No Return - William Finnegan
Deliverance From 27,000 Feet - Krista Stevens
Fatal Distraction - Gene Weingarten
I Nearly Died Drowning - Maggie Slepian

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

CAPE VERDE FOREVER

[Dan Grossman @TheRealMisterG]

THIS IS UNREAL

[claro casey @muttvillain]

CABO VERDE FUCKING FUCK ME UP RN I LOVE YOU

[jp @excesstential]

Love Island is interesting bc it’s evil but it’s also refreshingly honest. There’s no facade of sincerity like the Bachelor: the show itself is an openly hostile cosmic force against the contestants, the islanders subject to the whims of invisible viewers and a disembodied voice

[claro casey @muttvillain]

CLOWN WHO INVENTED PINK LEMONADE DEAD

[sola @solaleveling]

Convinced that sincere learned sign language just so he could lie to deaf people

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

The Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream

[claro casey @muttvillain]

Supreme Court opinion day AND love island movie night? I believe in the universe at work, and it has blessed me today.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This SCOTUS campaign finance ruling is a fucking disaster.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The Supreme Court has broken Stephen Miller's black little Nazi heart by rejecting his plan to restrict birthright citizenship in the U.S.

[ami ☆ @dudcentral]

IM FUCKING CRYING 😭😭😭😭

[claro casey @muttvillain]

matt berry should be the World Cup announcer guy, idk what they’re called. game narrator idk, the point is fifa should pay him $500 million dollars to do this job

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

well great. It’s official. They’re killing me with hammers

[claro casey @muttvillain]

they were fighting but they made up at the end

[claro casey @muttvillain]

watching thundercat and im very confused so i do the thing i always do when im confused: make stuff up. he just sang a song about a giant eel caught in a wave. He loves the ocean but its creatures are baffling.

[claro casey @muttvillain]

it’s really nice to have fireflies in the backyard