Trauma Queen

THE VIXEN OF YOUR NIGHTMARES

[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

I get to bare the title of being the sexiest, most talented, and funniest person all my ex’s got the chance to be with. It’s a heavy title to carry but still I must

[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

@agreenrock_ 🫶🏼

[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

Oh I know. He spent WAAAAY too much time in Bangkok

[ty📼 @vhsbabe]

yassified Bam Margera

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

he’s actually moving into one of the top 5 diva slots for me

[Jack Fernandez News And Updates @jackanfer]

You’re just like them. The people who ruined Pearl’s dreams

[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

@PatFacks Crossing fingers it’s a good winter for shredding!!!!

[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

Maybe if I lose 20lbs I’ll finally feel pretty

[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

Elon you’re such a fucking cunt

[Pop Base @PopBase]

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[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

’m addicted to JNCOs

[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

Dislocating my elbow sucks like why me???

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT ARE IN PRISON is like woke mad libs omg love

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

It is physically impossible for cartilage tissue to heal this quickly in a 78 yr old man.

He was not shot with a .223 round. Not grazed. At this point, I don't believe there was any bleeding wound at all.

Refused treatment at hospital. No doctor's report. Press is silent.

[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

Where the hell have you been loca???

[capr-E sun @agreenrock_]

Lexi calling the lady in the ER a girl boss is very on brand for her lmfao

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

EXCHANGING NUMBERS? FAMILY, WE ARE SO BACK!!

[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

Me

[erin @theoverglow]

song of the year

[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

Real

[Trauma Queen @muvvaaofchaoss]

Blasting out the rest of my sleeve tomorrow LETS GOOOOOO!!!