slipe

the largest mouth gape (female).

[slipe @muxtermona]

I mean look at me. I have 0 dignity and am having a blast

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Everyone who works at a bar on St. Paddy’s weekend deserves $25K and a gun

[The A @theezburger]

you make a quilt One time and all your friends start asking Hey can you turn this XS sweater i thrifted into a Large?

[Austin @adoptedhighway]

it would suck if this was your uber’s license plate

[Alex @midsmoker34]

day 2 no celsius. the trembling won’t stop and I’ve lost the ability to lock in

[slipe @muxtermona]

*respectfully declining a cigarette*

Sorry, I drool too much

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

It’s crazy how bodybuilding is gayer than being gay

[Alex @midsmoker34]

its Wet The Block Wednesday. push up on your opps and start spanking shit

[danlet @evildanevil]

Every time i leave my house i have a near death experience

[gage @gagexoxox]

me when I don’t have time for a $9 coffee

[slipe @muxtermona]

Nothing like an ice cold cream after work

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

Feels nice to stretch out the old legs