ronald duck donald

Have never and will never eat a grape

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

You in the club: Dancing. Talking to women

Me in the club: eatin dem ribs

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

Using “pretend time was too scary” as an excuse for not fucking with the rest of the cast is so awesome

[Variety @Variety]

Emily Blunt says that Cillian Murphy did not attend cast dinners while shooting #Oppenheimer because “the sheer volume of what he had to take on and shoulder is so monumental.”

“His brain was just too full,” she adds. https://t.co/WdrUyAXwcj

[Jesse Crall🕊 @jessecrall]

During CHINATOWN, Jack Nicholson sometimes delayed shooting because he wanted to finish watching the Laker game on TV.

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

We’re doing ads now for @airHQ

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

Me: ok you guys are shirts we’re skins

Judge: the wife will get sole custody of the children

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

Sad borat: my wife

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

@dan_wickes He is going back to the farm so they can harvest

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

barbie marketing: we have taken over the entire consumer goods market and built the entire barbie dream house to stay in as an AirBnB

Oppenheimer marketing:

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

telling my projectionist, Mr Bean, to take very good care of this going up the stairs to the projector booth

[queen of homunculi @homunculusqueen]

as soon as i met this guy, i just knew i had to teach him about iPhone!!

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

@gelrdrgz Left is just @BeeLarryK1ng

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

You know it smell crazy in the twitter engineers office right now

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

Pissing so loud the whold damn restaurant thinks someone ordered fajitas

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

Posting on threads twitter and bluesky all at once

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

[taking long drag of a cigarette in 2059]

first it was just twitter. Then threads and bluesky came along. Now blackrock has their own site called pebbles

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

[reaching out to IT for support]

i’m so scared i think my girlfriend hates me

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

I had to wear one of these freshman year of highschool when i broke my collar bone the second time and one of the hottest girls i knew called me weird back brace kid for 4 months

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

Gotta buy a dial of destiny poster to make my crystal skull poster less lonely

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

Seeing two dudes hug each other goodbye on the subway brings a tear to my eye

[ronald duck donald @regisfilthin]

Everyone wants their dog to talk until it starts moaning when you pet it