Craig Murray

Scottish dad who eats cheese

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@RyanCullen90 No way you got banned for just describing Glinner

[Ryan Cullen @RyanCullen90]

Everyone gather around. Ireland's most famous fat lonely divorced dad has spoken

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@portsinfien @crossy72_ I have, but it usually involves grandparents taking the kids, and not waking up at 7am after going to bed at 5 👍

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@crossy72_ Off the Sunday, with no time to catch up on sleep, as I have two kids.
So either miss the game, or feel like shite all of Sunday and go into work on Monday still feeling like a bag of dicks.

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@MikeIStevens Monday is the first eligible day.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Hearing the whistle for kick-off at 3am after fighting sleep to watch Korea vs Czech Republic

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@AlphaDeity1 @imzftbi Scottish club ground that sits in the shadow of a volcano that was first used as a fortress 1500 years ago.

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@mattyglesias England.

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@TheReelRandom Poor @AlexHorne

[Craig Murray @muz729]

Mike Wozniak in goal for Bolivia

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@storkiiofficial Photographs.

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@PlayStalgiaX

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@margaretmelonii Kratos is only the good of war in one full game, that came out on the psp.
He becomes the good of war at the very end of 1, and is stored off that, at the very start of 2.

[Craig Murray @muz729]

God, just say you are gay, nobody cares

[Yorch Torch Games @YorchTorchGames]

State of Play?

More like State of Uglified Female Characters.

Western gaming is officially doomed.

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@dfwaib @eventualforever Literally how a higher class British person would speak to someone they see as below them, constantly talking about their land rover.

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@ibetpal To someone with a family, no, it's not any better.

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@McFazzer @GenePark The Omega has been the official James Bond watch for 30 years

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@GenePark Rich British man, showing his class.
This is 100% how well off British people subtly say what they are driving. It's authentic.

[Craig Murray @muz729]

@ibetpal 2am on Sunday morning...