Muzammil Mustafa

account where you can actually follow me + i cook and bake 😃 public for @mustaf_muzammil

[Jason Ryan @jasonryanmd]

Got a letter in the mail from my father's cardiologist at
Johns Hopkins after my dad died. Said it had been an honor to care for my father. One of the nicest things a doctor can do when their patient dies. Total class act.

[Muzammil Mustafa @muzmustafaa]

random petrol station convenience store in DHA
capitalism 101

[Faizan @faizannriaz]

Girls after one minor argument: “I’m never speaking to you again.”

Boys after calling each other fascist and jihadist:

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

dune machale dune machale dune

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Your Outie is skilled at major tennis coverage.

[glucosebiscuit 🥀 @glucosebiscuit]

I love how in Tees Maar Khan the Oscar winning movie they make is literally RRR

[Krypto @DCUKryptoDog]

@stubs451 I SAVED METROPOLIS. he helped

[M.W @highaltitude24]

@AruPages @slendermmn @grok

[Dr Ihab Suliman @IhabFathiSulima]

What is te metabolic diagnosis ?

[Stanley Kubrick @StanleyKubrick]

Stanley Kubrick's 1975 timeless classic is arriving elegantly back in cinemas in 4K to celebrate the film's 50th anniversary this year.

Barry Lyndon is released back into select cinemas in 4K worldwide from 18th July courtesy of @ParkCircusFilms & @warnerbros. Check local listings to find a screening near you.

#BarryLyndonTurns50 #BarryLyndon

[Muzammil Mustafa @muzmustafaa]

@balachhhhh Jacobabad represent!

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🇵🇰 Highest temperature ever recorded in Pakistan is 53.7 °C

[Muzammil Mustafa @muzmustafaa]

me at gynae department

[Steel Rain @SteelRain602]

HR: Why did you call your coworkers retards?

Me:

[Muzammil Mustafa @muzmustafaa]

experienced 33C London in 2019 and it was like karachis winters 😭

[Ethan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KimiGoatanelli]

none of you have experience british heat and it shows

[Adam @AdameMedia]

A lot of people mock Khamenei until they realise he’s been giving the exact advice broken societies are now desperate to rediscover.

[Schadenfreunde 🇵🇸 @BangedNoumena]

virgin netanyahu: oh noo they are weeks away from a nuke

Chad Ayatollah: you better be treating your girl right

[H™ @MahatmaaGanji]

26°C is what my AC is set to 😭

[Maida Farid @maidaFarid_]

Ye hummay kss ne factory reset kar dia!!! 🇵🇰

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

They pay certain so-called Shia preachers to insult Mother of Faithful,#Aisha, in the name of #Shia. Is this based on Shia teachings? Never.