mvb

he/him

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

The marketing team publicizing the 2024 release of the new Luigi’s Mansion game must be shitting themselves right now

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

this is funny because Bob Dylan didn’t say “go see the movie” or “Timothée is great in it” he just said “after you see the movie go read the book which is better” and “Timothée is going to be believable”

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

Floored.
I am so grateful.
Thank you Bob

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

You just know yesterday was the worst ever day at work for some poor video producer in a van

[Shaun Newkirk @Shauncore]

What the hell? TBS just cut to a commercial immediately after a great play (inning not over, no pitching change).

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

Storming the field as the 3rd best team in the country is the college football equivalent of a pick me

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

this is gonna go crazy in the family gc

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Stephen Colbert's opening of tonight's interview with Kamala Harris is going to get Donald Trump to lose his damn mind.

Holy hell.

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

Christ somebody get this guy a joint

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

never doubt bob costas

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

I can’t believe we still have Bob Costas near microphones. He’s awful.

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

he watched the purge last night

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump says his idea for stopping crime is to allow for “one really violent day”: “One rough hour, and I mean real rough...”

[Harry Burton @HBtoons]

My cartoon in today's @irishexaminer.

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

I bet this is some piece of shit millionnaire trying to stick it to the mayor of Marseille for saying it would be shameful to sign Greenwood, like the French football hooligan mafia trying to show who’s really in charge

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

Marseille are keen to add former Man City full-back Benjamin Mendy to their team in the January transfer window, according to press reports 📰

The club already signed several former PL players this year including Mason Greenwood, Neal Maupay & Pierre-Emile Hojberg 👀

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

@crikeyJoe 1000% but I bet you we’ll have to settle for Steele again

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

the most gen z Boomer there is

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

For the curious - - the whole set up:

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

It’s like John McVie always said - “if your ex wife writes a killer song about how much she loves having sex with your bands lighting technician, you have no choice but to write a just as killer bass line”

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

When I don’t respond to Group FaceTimes: “guys I’m actually very busy please give some privacy”

When my friends don’t respond to group FaceTimes: “what the fuck what ever happened to friendship what ever happened to sticking together”

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

OH YEAH ALI STROKER

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

A FACT OF LIFE GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

JD Vance responds to the deadly shooting in Georgia by saying school shootings are just “a fact of life” and attacking common sense gun safety reform

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

@crikeyJoe Starting bid $15,000

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

Mark my words someone’s gonna hold up a poster of Matty Healy at the oasis reunion and they’ll refuse to keep playing until someone beats the shit out of that fan

[mvb @mvanbasquetbol]

@_brynnoconnor @TheFungi669 Brynn i don’t think they’re questioning whether or not it’s true I think they’re trying to point out that maybe it’s not an entirely fair system