Mike

Nothing really matters

[Mike @mvitt99]

@oneinaMILLIANO It was a compliment

[Mike @mvitt99]

@rooch97 And everyday I think to myself “damn i miss rotel tomatoes”

[Mike @mvitt99]

I’m sorry everything about fireworks is just dumb

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Instead of spending $80 billion a year on jails and incarceration, we need to be investing in more jobs and education. One thing is abundantly clear: Every police department violating people's civil rights must be stripped of federal funding. Period.

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

if my job required me to shoot rubber bullets and pepper spray at innocent people, i would simply find a new job

[j @javaun___]

We don’t joke about this one

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Idaho, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota and Washington—I am once again asking that you get out and vote today. Do it for our kids and grandkids who deserve a habitable planet. Find your polling place here: https://t.co/1V41XeLqEA

[Mike @mvitt99]

@rooch97 she was confused about the instragram pic as well

[Mike @mvitt99]

Pizza is the universal language

[Mike @mvitt99]

“This door is pretty squeaky” “no problem man just use some W2” “uhhh that’s a tax form”

[Mike @mvitt99]

@BobRohrmanLexus Jk they’re related

[Mike @mvitt99]

Me: God i fucking hate chemistry Me: *switches major to chemical engineering

[Mike @mvitt99]

Yeah i knew about the red hot chile steppers before i had ever heard about the red hot Chile peppers

[Mike @mvitt99]

@rooch97 A bagel a day baby

[Mike @mvitt99]

A willies lap

[Mike @mvitt99]

Mustard is a college thing

[Mike @mvitt99]

Just curious what did people do before chegg

[Mike @mvitt99]

Where my fuckin birds at

[Mike @mvitt99]

@BobRohrmanLexus Frank

[Mike @mvitt99]

@jaynelzz Thank you for this