Jane Nelson

howdy

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

@BarstoolMizzou #BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolHarpos

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

@cath_hoffman @dog_rates Yes he’s mine!! He’s such a good boy I’m so happy you got to play with him 💕

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

Hi @dog_rates! I supposedly adopted a puppy but I’m beginning to think I adopted a stuffed animal instead. His name is Kemba and I need help determining whether he’s real or not.

[The Hacky Sack Man @h4x354x0r]

Dear #Mizzou students facing finals:

As the Hack Man, I have rarely been a champion; I’ve suffered more defeats than I can count.

But I’ve never given up, or stopped grinding.

Neither should you.

Through gritted teeth, trembling, in tears if you have to. Keep going. ❤️

[leo @leonardcowalski]

Being 23 is a cool age. It feels a lot like 21 but with 2 additional years of failure stapled to your forehead

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

Nothing’s changed

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

So Columbia is getting a Cane’s. I sent this email earlier this month and got a reply to them.

Columbia, you are WELCOME for my services.

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

@stoolpresidente @ShakesPizza @sorrentos_4 #OneBiteContest #onebiteshakespeares

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

THE STAGE IS SET. THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE NATION’S BEST COLLEGE PIZZA WILL BE:

@ShakesPizza at @BarstoolMizzou vs. @sorrentos_4 at @StoolPitt!!

Voting will begin Thursday 10/24 3PM EST. #onebitecontest https://t.co/FCvsyw0e9p

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

What adult gadget are you most excited to buy I’m most excited for a power washer

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

#NewProfilePic

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

That’s so unfortunate

[John Halcomb @John_Halcomb_11]

I hate the cardinals

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

I love the Cardinals

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

[Omo Eke @OMnipOtent_eke]

Hunter Pendleton said he’d cut his hair if I got 50 retweets...please don’t fail me!!

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

@OMnipOtent_eke I also feel this way

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

this is my new favorite thread

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

Nobody:

Summer Welcome Leaders:

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

Hey Twitter I came up with a hairstyle for the Area 51 raid lmk if you wanna match

[Jane Nelson @jaynelzz]

@zoecalsyn