Megan McCarver

Life's a party. Don't forget the cake

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

@Need4LSpeed @StellaArtois Seeing all our friends and family after we got engaged! I lost it!! 😭 @Need4LSpeed @StellaArtois #weddingcontest

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

@Need4LSpeed @StellaArtois Silver lining of a quarantine proposal: no one in the background of your engagement pics 😜 @Need4LSpeed @StellaArtois #weddingcontest

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

@AmericanAir can you please explain why we had 2 pilots and a crew and you sent them to another plane?

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

“@TweetLikeAGirI: THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED http://t.co/Pf9KoX6VAa”@MabbitRan

[العاصوف @AL_AASUF]

You're not sleeping alone if you take cookie dough to bed with you.

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

Pitch perfect drinking game = best Friday night @CarmenSkok #nodes #aca

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

Sugar cookie dough and pickles- the dinner of champions

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

The fact that I was excited about purchasing a paper shredder for my "home office" was a sad reality

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

Pre gaming the Victoria's Secret fashion show with pizza and extra ranch

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

Well, this is the most honest thing I've read in a while. http://t.co/2GOEPLYV7M via @EliteDaily

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

So much birthday love I can't take it!!! I have the most amazing friends and family in the world! #crying #blessed

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

4/4 for getting a Prius on uber while in Seattle @janielocker @smavsies

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

On a plane in LAX and I don't have a cardigan. What am I doing with my life?!

[War Blogle @WarBlogle]

Nearly half of Auburn's penalties have come in 3 road games against teams on the brink of their best seasons in a good while. Coincidence.

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

“@TweetLikeAGirI: See? Someone has had a worse morning than you. http://t.co/dJfkPJQRpu” just spilled my shake but this.....😎 #TGIF

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

PSA: I live in Dallas and I do not have Ebola.

[Hilliary Street @hilliarystreet]

I need blood pressure medication only to be used on game day

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

I legitimately do not understand how cowbells in the stadium are still legal.

[Megan McCarver @mvmccarver]

How dare you compare Prescott to Cam!!!!!