Martin Vorbrodt

Loves C++. Blogs about it.

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@iyoushetwt Turbo Pascal on a 386 PC running DOS!

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@kobi_ca Neither is “shitdown now” and yet I manage to type that every time 🤣🤣🤣

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@JasonBjorn5 Skin cream made from circumcised boys. Just ask Sandra Bullock…

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@Timcast SBR’s with cans attached, and at the very least binary triggers!

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@kobi_ca @occupymars42069 Me too! Me too! I see a lab but with larger ears taking a rest… does that make us… C++ brained? :P

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@kobi_ca Is it that 127… is IPv4 but localhost can be either/both v4 / v6?

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Blasphemy! Burn the witch!

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So I used to work for this guy from 2009-12. Best job I ever had 🤣

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@mariusbancila @DrLoupis Shitty parents that’s how…

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@MouserElec Green centipede

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New post by @kobi_ca
https://t.co/fi1t1vApKE

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5 ways how unique_ptr enhances resource safety in your code https://t.co/WOJeYaYpuG

#programming #cpp

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@sotirissays @cctvidiots Because it’s easier to keep doing the wrong thing than to admit fault and work on oneself to change for the better.

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@mariusbancila @MartinPiper Doppler Effect ;)

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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Purple gives you opportunity to do the other three…

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@kobi_ca @TheSDeveloper There’s a handful of people I would trust with quickly written code. I have all their books 🤣

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@kobi_ca PS4. Thinking about it I realize some of the best engineers I interviewed and hired never wrote any code for me during the interview.
I should start a recruiting agency or something 🤣

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@kobi_ca PS3. I interviewed a candidate today actually, we had a great chat for about an hour. I didn’t ask him to write a single line of code, and yet I am certain he’ll be a great addition to my team. How can this be???
I must have a superpower or something 🤷‍♂️

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@kobi_ca You mean you cannot solve those trivial issues in 3 minutes during an interview??!!! I hereby banish you from the software development community!!!
🤣🤣🤣
PS. Ask me how I really feel about Leet 😉
PS2. Maybe it’s not a coding test. Maybe it’s a compliance test 🤷‍♂️