akasabula

Que será será

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

The same parents who travel long distances to help/ grieve/ celebrate their friends?
The ones greeting almost everyone from church to the market? They model alot about community and friendship. Alot of us think we're too good for mundane things.
Let's be serious please.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭

[🍭 @_KayNatalie]

Dealing with Zambian institutions, you have to make ten thousand follow ups before your issue is sorted.

[Wode Maya ® @wode_maya]

The World Will Make You Think That Every Blessing Has To Be Financial, So You Underrate The Gift Of Life, Family, Health, And Peace Of Mind. ✍🏾

[akasabula @mwabainonge]

Why does Airtel congratulate us when we send money ???

[🩰 @dqveed]

Real bad bitches don't have a 'prime' they are always in their prime. Chronically. Simple

[small waist 🧚🏾‍♀️ @oddettem]

Hey ladies!!! Please don’t give us anymore advice on how to keep a man… We wanna know how to make 100k every month. Those are the secrets we wanna know!!!

[Star🦋🦋 @maygeminibaby]

By the time Zambian businesses respond ninshi the spirit of impulsive spending has already left my system

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Lightskinned Lozi 💋🇿🇲 @Munalula91]

When you have mastered the art of contentment, people start thinking you have everything. Contentment does not cancel desire, it cancels desperation...
In short, just because I have a K40 mu airtel does not mean I will look like I have a K40 mu airtel 😂😂

[akasabula @mwabainonge]

I most definitely live in Lala land, someone will be mean to me and it will only register weeks later, cause would anyone be mean to me in the first place?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

17 years later Michael Jackson still carrying the whole family… including Jermaine.

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

I’ve never seen a man put his hand on another man's lower back or waist when trying to move past in a crowd so please stop doing it to women!

[🍭 @_KayNatalie]

You don’t have to love someone to be considerate.

[akasabula @mwabainonge]

God really did his big one with my siblings! 🥺❤️

[Natism @his4Everz]

when the micro aggression is so micro that you look schizophrenic pointing it out.

[akasabula @mwabainonge]

My birthday is in Christmas anyway

[Joshua🍁 @Joshwins_all]

I’m a big believer of not going to work on your birthday!

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

“Subtle art of not giving a fuck”, “the alchemist” and “atomic habits” na fake intellectuals starter park😂

[cοcσα @shawtie_e]

Want my 30s to be filled with passport stamps, new beginnings, sweet things, and a career I look forward to every morning

[Mr. Funganakwaki 🇨🇩🇵🇹🇸🇳 @SeverinoTheWolf]

If you are raising a child that can’t speak a Zambian language in Zambia you must be ashamed of yourself. Yes YOU 🫵🏾