MIKE

[Travesti que Habla 🏳️‍⚧️ @odaradeverdade]

🚨VEJA: Cabra com um saco na cabeça assustando os outros animais.

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

[🍊 @KPmufc]

I've never seen a player kill the Old Trafford crowd quite like Diogo Dalot

[Jordy @jordyinit]

He put his coat on upide down, that is high level rattled.

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

never embraced the culture

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

Original Forever.

All will be revealed.
Channel 4.
9 PM (BST)

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

I hadn’t noticed Ian Wright’s reaction first time around.

Just top class from Keane. 😂

[dom 🐈‍⬛ @Dom1879]

me in the stationary shop

[CULTRAS: The Culture Ultras @thecultraspod]

It’s Manchester Derby Day again, you know what that means @SkySports

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

an absolute legend

[Sean @shornKOOMINS]

When Gary Neville says "you wouldn't see this in under 9s or under 10s football" - you would though, wouldn't you. In an U9s game I once saw a goalkeeper shout to his teammate, as the game was going on, "JAMES, HAVE YOU FINISHED CHARLOTTE'S WEB YET?"

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

This is peak Non-League😭😭😭

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

2007/08 Cristiano Ronaldo was unstoppable 😮‍💨

#UCL

[. @CBFWMCFC]

are u fucking mad it’s the worst shit i’ve heard in my life

[Nick Goff @nickgoff79]

Man Utd and Spurs go into opposite halves of the draw so they can’t meet until the final. They won’t be able to meet in the final either, due to both being rubbish.

[Michael Martin @TFMick1892]

He’s got some brass neck on him hasn’t he?

[🍊 @KPmufc]

Seeing lots of people on here having a go at Amorim calling out Rashford & asking, 'Who does it benefit?'

Me, it benefits me. I like hearing him call out that lazy plank. It justifies me and every other sensible person who's been saying it for years. Message: Fix up or fuck off

[Matthew McFadyen @_maffoo]

Man United's spending this month.

Transfer market: £0
Toshiba: £300

[Michael Barton @mrmichaelbarton]

What I like most about Amorim is that he hates most of those players as much as I do 😃