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Accountant by profession, social volunteer, arsenal die hard. Daughter of the soils

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Once your mom and dad pass away, nothing will ever be the same in this life. Absolutely nothing. Value them while they are still alive.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Protect the ballot before it is printed, protect the vote before it is cast, and protect the people’s sovereign will.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[LazooJ @Lazooj]

Kalonzo has recalled Wiper members like Mwashako from Linda Mwananchi activities. Time to identify a fresh candidate in Taita Taveta who will run fully under Linda Mwananchi. Those who fold under party-leader intimidation bring no real value to the movement.

[Abdi Langas @AbdiWaLangas]

How did Sifuna bring division in ODM? They sat in Mombasa and removed Sifuna as SG, they removed Sifuna as the deputy minority whip, then Sifuna walked out of the party, Sifuna has not forced anyone to resign from ODM and join TEP, it's the people who are chosing their own path,

[Eric @amerix]

Sometimes you might think your parents did not raise you well because they never gave you a financial head start, until you log in to social media.

Then you exhale and silently thank your parents for raising you to be a morally conscious human being.

[FREEDOM 🕊️ @FreedomOnX89]

Me running to remind the internet that Jesus is still Lord

[Sa’eed Jiddan @mish_aderr]

The best thing China ever did was block western propaganda outlets from infesting their children’s brains

[Mark_D 🇰🇪 @Mark_Deno_ke]

@_mr_mutinda Piga yako 30 seconds alafu umpatilishie rose yake ajibambe. Malaya haridhishwi bois!

[Sir Limo @araplimo39]

Mkuu wa majeshi Kwa ubora wake mamae

[𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚈𝙰 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁🇰🇪 @Gregory96444884]

Kenyan Queen❤️🇰🇪

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Everyone celebrates the death of the village witch and thief. It is very African. We often even bury them at night with no ceremony and in a desolate, unmarked spot. Where they are consigned to be forgotten.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

2027 tunachaguana ama tunachongoana😁😁? Ananiita Mr. Empty juu amejaa ngori ama? 😁😁 salaaleh!

[FrostNova @Frostn0va_]

@edwinsifuna Ni kama H.E. Edwin W. Sifuna uliguza kasongo mahali mbaya sana kuhusu agreement ya Dangote investment. 😂 Leo umeitwa majina yote Mr Empty, Mr Shiny Things, Extortionist. Wuueh 🔥 Game ni 90! ⏳😂

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

The union between Zimbabwe, Kenya and Malawi right not is what Kwame Nkrumah saw in his fantasies 😂😂😂

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Africans united in celebrating the involuntary cremation of dictators playboy Wicknell Chivayo.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

You can rob Kenyans of their taxes, threaten them, imprison them, kill them, and masquerade as a leader but one day, you will also perish.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Sifuna ametushikilia kule Senate, KTN imetushikilia huku border, na Sir Jah ametushikia anga. What will be shall be.

[BrianO @BrianOpangao]

Hamuezi uza presidential candidates wenu Bila Kutaja H.E yawa. Tulisema mambo ya Sifuna mtuchie... Sikamaaao

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

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