Mwas

Hakuna era sitesi

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

That means a 30 year old woman is way older than a 30 year old man

Got it

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

“I’m so jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and i'm not.”

Her: Please buy me lunch.

[ntsimb'edlezinye @uDonda_K]

👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣

[Mwas @mwasmatics]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Mwas @mwasmatics]

@Patricktanauuh Narok MCA?

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“I miss you, i miss you too.”

Two lies.

One is horny, one is hungry.

Two bastards.🫩

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Sauti sol saying, “Piga densi kidogo.” In “Sura yako” and then proceeding to do a vigorous dance that involves at least 4 body parts, just solidifies how we can never trust anything men say.

[Kamba boy🇰🇪 @maundu001]

Poverty is disgusting unaweza pata ata ukona talent ya ice skating lakini ju ya umaskini hujui😭

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

If men truly h8ted intelligent women, female doctors, lawyers and professors wouldn’t be getting married daily.

The real issue is that many women confuse arrogance and combative behavior with intelligence.

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

My fave Kenyanism word: Rada? Depending on the context it could mean WTF? It could mean “seriously?”. It could mean “what’s up?”. It could mean “the hell’s wrong with you?” And you can understand it by the tone someone uses when saying it, and I find it so beautiful.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

I like women a lot. And one of the things I like about them is how ruthless and selfish they are when it comes to what they want.
I saw a controversial tweet on the TL where one lady asked why men are obsessed with going to a woman’s house, and a guy quoted it with, “I’m not gonna lie. It’s so much easier to leave your home than it is to get y’all to leave ours.”

So here is the thing: there is no universe where a woman will allow you to overstay your welcome at her house. She will not cuddle your feelings. She will not mince words. She will give you only one hint, and once you don’t get it, she will straight up tell you to leave because she needs her space.

It is men who will be lying about having meetings, going to work, giving 101 hints that they want you to leave. Women don’t have time for that BS.
It doesn’t matter the kind of relationship she has with you, if you spend more than a night or, at most, two nights, the irritation on her face alone is enough to tell you that your stay is no longer welcome.

It is the same thing they do when they no longer like you or didn’t even like you from the beginning at all.
A woman who doesn’t like you will reject you in the most strict and obvious manner, but men, on the other hand, will be feeling bad and trying so hard to be subtle about it so she doesn’t feel bad. Women don’t have time for that.

No matter how ruthless you think you are as a man, you can never top a woman’s ruthlessness. They know how to choose themselves unapologetically. Learn from them.

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

Hello Stranger, Called Jaymoh, allow me to tell you a story. When I was 26 years, I owned only an extension(yes, for electricity), by 27 years 9 months, I had a million in my account. By 28 years 5 months, I had less than 100k. By 30 years, I had built my mum a house.

A thread.

[Philosway @philosway]

“People have beautiful things to say about you, but you must die first.”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Do not rush out of the slippery bathroom to pick your calls. Cultivate the habit of calling back when you are done instead. Airtime is far cheaper than brain surgery.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

*raises hand

[June 25th @Jasiri_WVR]

Hii Nairobi uko kwa jam, you buy a hat from a Tanzanian, bananas from a Burundian, then go to your Rwandese barber and finally drive home to be welcomed by your Ugandan maid ... Jumuiya kweli.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Let me tell you about naked mole rats. This live underground throughout their lives. They eat root, tubers and bulbs underground without leaving their burrow. When they come across a tuber that's big, they don't try to finish it at once.

They practice a form of sustainable harvesting.They bore into the tuber and eat little out of the softer interior flesh. They deliberately leave the thin outer epidermis (skin) mostly intact. This keeps the plant alive and healthy, allowing it to continue growing or regenerate new tissue. They'll dig around their tunnels to look for other roots and do this. In a few days, they'll go back to the big tuber, which would have regenerated to eat a little again. They're smart not to overwork the tuber or kill it. They farm and bill with sense.

Do the same wit your successful elder brother.