Mel

[Mel @mwebb201252]

There's plenty baby monitors in the world! Sry to say, dumbass! :-)

[Mel @mwebb201252]

Shes keeping Kyles baby monitors bcuz she put "border up around the house." Well um I thought it was all ugly so I tore them down!

[Mel @mwebb201252]

Definently ready for these happy times! ;-) "Alcohol goes in, and the clothes come off." Missin the drunkin nights full of sex!!!

[Mel @mwebb201252]

"Chimpanzees take only 10 to 15 seconds to finish having sex."

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(727): The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.

[Fact @Fact]

A lot of sex can unblock a stuffed nose. Sex is also a natural antihistamine. it can help combat asthma and hay fever..

[Mel @mwebb201252]

@garvind023 miss you bro! :-)

[Alex Nicholson @AlexNicholson01]

Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.

[Mel @mwebb201252]

I want this relationship to be my last. ;-) I will marry you!

[Mel @mwebb201252]

@andrea_sneed I FREAKIN MISS YOU, GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

[Saturday Down South @SatDownSouth]

Chewing gum has been proven to improve a person's mood, while decreasing anxiety and stress.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I hate going to sleep. but when I do... I never want to wake up.

[Macklemore @ltsMacklemore]

I've seen you at your worst and I still think you're the best.