Wesley Streeter

an amateur at everything.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I wanted to say thank you to everyone who has expressed support about my tweets. I know the bots & trolls can be scary but the truth requires direct sunlight. I regret nothing. (Well, maybe I was a little harsh… https://t.co/KHEWq41GM5

[Wesley Streeter @mwesstreet]

I come back to Twitter to see this gold. Preach @JimGaffigan

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Trump literally ran Paul Ryan out of politics. Why? Paul Ryan knew Trump was poison. So does Romney. Trump is not a conservative or even a Republican. You know that. You know Barr is dirty. You know if Trump gets re-elected it's over. How many books have to be written?

[Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson]

Should go without saying but Republicans would be in a much stronger position to press Biden on Tara Reade's sexual assault accusation if the incumbent president wasn't Donald Trump

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

I have watched the first 12 seconds of this at least 100 times, its better than porn

[Wesley Streeter @mwesstreet]

@aclyen I... I can't agree with this. In any way

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

My mother is not expendable. Your mother is not expendable.

We will not put a dollar figure on human life.

We can have a public health strategy that is consistent with an economic one.

No one should be talking about social darwinism for the sake of the stock market.

[Wesley Streeter @mwesstreet]

If you're willing to sacrifice the people that will die from COVID-19 for the sake of your paycheck or your retirement fund, shame on you.

[Legal Weed 4 SC 🍃 @LegalWeed4SC]

Today's recap of the Trump Coronavirus Press Briefing: (I watch so you don't have to)

🔷 Trump is still an asshole
🔷 Pence is still a sycophant
🔷 Trump touts his success
🔷 Ben Carson is stoned
🔷 I've been drinking since breakfast

You're all caught up. #TrumpLiesPeopleDie

[Wesley Streeter @mwesstreet]

Ah me... This has aged well

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Tucker Carlson calls for Senator Burr to resign and await prosecution for insider trading if he cannot provide a reasonable explanation for his actions. He goes on to say it appears that Senator Burr betrayed his country in a time of crisis

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

They could have gotten ahead of this. Instead they were lying and selling their stocks. Vote them the fuck out.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

When this is over, what say we all pitch in and buy health care workers, couriers, hauliers, farmers, millers, grocers, bakers, sewage workers, power workers, teachers, fire fighters and police officers a bottle of something?

[Peter Alexander @PeterAlexander]

I offered both Pres Trump and VP Pence an opportunity to reassure Americans.

Simple question: “What do you say to Americans who are scared?”

Trump, to me: “I say, you’re a terrible reporter.”

Pence, an hour later: “Don’t be afraid. Be vigilant.”

[John Kasich @JohnKasich]

A legitimate question from a first-rate reporter does not deserve an attack. Our leaders at every level need to be patient and reassuring during these difficult times.

[Ronald Klain @RonaldKlain]

Facts: The Obama administration tested 1 million people for H1N1 in the first month after the first US diagnosed case.

The first US #coronavirus case was 50+ days ago. And we haven't event tested 10,000 people yet.

[Steve Cochran @CochranShow]

Pence kissing POTUS butt is exactly what's not needed here

[Wesley Streeter @mwesstreet]

@berlinboy101 @AJ_Turn finally, some sport besides horse racing that isn't canceled

[The Race @wearetherace]

😲 The names don't get much bigger than this for Sunday's "The Race All-Star Esports Battle"

- @F1 superstar @Max33Verstappen!
- #Indy500 winner @simonpagenaud!

You can watch Sunday's action at: https://t.co/iyl940F3Mo

[John Kasich @JohnKasich]

Russia’s continued interference with our elections should be alarming to all Americans and trigger a bipartisan effort make sure Russia can’t influence our democracy and divide us any further.

[Wesley Streeter @mwesstreet]

Holy crap, I know one of these guys! @berlinboy101

[Chicago Fire FC @ChicagoFire]

@NinisDeli They got the goods. @Fire_Pitch

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

FINAL: @whitesox vs. @Braves