Matt Whelan

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Welp. See you in 2028.

[Michael Henry @michaelhenryny]

Still nothing on the 83 year old military veteran who was murdered by an illegal criminal alien on the subway?

[Joe Schad @schadjoe]

Someone please explain to me why Tarik Skubal could give the Tigers 61 pitches on Saturday but Team USA NOTHING on Friday or Sunday

🇺🇸

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

How it feels to have trusted the plan and never doubted Donald J Trump

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

PSA to Iran: If you are going to bomb the United States, the White House is located in Ann Arbor, Michigan

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

Yeah I’m cool if the Sox drill this dude with 98 this weekend tbh

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Were the Red Sox ever bad or had they just not played the Yankees yet

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

Im gonna throw up

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The NFL has turned the Pro Bowl into a flag football game

NBA All Stars don't even break a sweat or play defense in their game

NHL players are throwing haymakers 3 seconds into the #4nations game and it looks like the Royal Rumble

This game rules

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Brady was hated because they couldn’t beat him.

Mahomes is hated because they aren’t allowed to beat him.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Ryan Day

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

The paper is blank and the wired headphones aren’t even plugged into her phone.

If you’re going to pretend you’re not AWOL as NC is under water, at least put some effort into it

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

And if you believe that I have ocean front property in Nebraska I’d like to sell you…

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Good morning beautiful people… When Jersey Mike walked his ass into the kitchen and made a sandwich for the first time.. the lord above blessed his hands.

What a fucking sub

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Far faster response to Trump announcing his VP than Trump getting shot in the head

[shaneyyricch @shaneyyricch]

Is this the biggest fagoot on X?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

How has the President of the United States not said a word in over an hour when a former president and current republican nominee just survived an assassination attempt? WHERE IS @JoeBiden #Trump #biden