Matt Wolpin

Head of Communications at @Hazelcast. Mountain biker. SJ Sharks, SF Giants & Seahawks fan. Opinions = mine.

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

Those saying, "snark is bad for brands," likely haven't managed social programs competing against teams w/ seemingly unlimited budgets. (1/)

[Metal_Mitch @Metal_MitchLive]

@RavenSoftware Yo any updates for the community on when these are slated to return?

[Rivver @yuh8nn]

🎧New rock album is done! Should be available for streaming on Friday! It would be HUGE if you could pre-save my new album "Roots" on Spotify here💙🎶: https://t.co/VFPHaciJ0q (powered by @distrokid)

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

@mjasay @hazelcast @dbrimley 😂 We were unaware of his allegiances and will lock him back in basement until he realizes the errors of his ways.

Hope you enjoyed the conversation.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

I wrote about why #TheExpanse is so awesome. It’s not getting the science right that makes a good show, but a good show can do a lot when it gets the science right 🚀

[Philippe Nicolas @CDP_FST]

A pretty good picture from @hazelcast illustrating Data Processing landscape w/ 2 critical dimensions: processing speed and volume of data #InMemoryComputing #DataGrid #ITPT

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

@dubelclique Oh man, I can only imagine some of the comments on that one.

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

@bryanrbeal Some marketer somewhere is writing Toko cloud content as we speak. 2020, the year of Toko cloud.

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

Where the hell has this info been for the last 10 years?!

[ellie sunakawa @elliesunakawa]

idk who needs to hear this but my dumb ass just learned that if you check this box in your iTunes preferences it stops iTunes from opening every time you plug your phone into your computer. HAVE A NICE DAY!

[Katie Strang @KatieJStrang]

Jamie Baker knew telling his story would make him feel raw, vulnerable and exposed. He also knew the upside -- that it may help others. So he shared what he has been going through, with unflinching honesty. https://t.co/jcc3FVpYPn

[Ben Guerrero @brguerrero]

Incredibly well-written, @KatieJStrang. This is a must-read. I am so grateful and blessed to be able to call @Bakes_Jamie13 a good friend, and so happy that he had the courage to tell his story.

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

@kilbeydotcom We were ahead of our time.

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

@networkunicorn @RealLisaC Yes, I slapped myself for that even with the “standard day” qualifier.

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

@RealLisaC @networkunicorn 30 minutes out of a 8-hour standard day is nothing. If you can’t reconnect during the other 7.5 hours, the team has issues. I’m sorry to hear that.

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

@networkunicorn What the hell?! That’s horrible.

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

I guess the investigators are unkoalafied for their jobs. (I’ll see myself off Twitter now)

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

The real question is why are so many koala’s hanging around crime scenes?!

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

@cestchristine @natepoekert I still believe the point of @symmetricole’s thread was missed. People should not have to work 2-3 jobs to just afford rent. Yes, roommates are an option - for multi-room housing, but the pricing is likely going to be the same.

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

@cestchristine @natepoekert Again, managing finances is certainly a responsibility and I agree with you. WRT to the one-room apartment, I think you could argue that the same for multi-room apartments where you will still pay $2k/month.

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

@Brian_Hatterick There you go using that word “every.” I will say, I do like a lot of BI’s tech and news articles that are less “every" oriented.

[Matt Wolpin @mwolpin]

Can we please stop using the phrase “everything you need to know about….” in headlines? It’s complete BS. Thank you.