African Pirate

Beloved of God. Master and Purveyor of Trivialities and Nonsense.

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@appiecule Sometimes shut your brain and enjoy the game.

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@moneyacademyKE Sharp boys

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

We do not have power since yesterday. Kindly assist. Area around Obwolo Junction near Kwa Daima Résidence in Mamboleo, Kisumu. The estate with the big unfinished plot building, near the small forest. Meter Number: 37163661558 @KenyaPower_Care

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@mjfree We wonder how America dropped so low.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This Iran deal is about as far removed from ‘unconditional surrender’ as any deal in the history of Planet Earth.
I’m glad President Trump is getting out of this fiasco, but I bet if he had his time again, he’d have never got into it or believed Netanyahu’s bullsh*t.

[QuantifyIQ Π 🇰🇪✊🏿 @dnahinga]

Most people do not know that The Public Procurement and disposal Act plus its Tenderpreneurs have contributed not only to Ugliness of the human soul but also to a bloated Built Environment.

We used to have simple working things but those days are gone. Everything costs a billion more! Let me share one example.

The Case of Gates.

This simple gate by Dr. Architect Rukwaro was built during honest times at University of Nairobi.

In fact, he used it to teach the students principles of good design.

You can see that it works and does not hinder entry and exit. It is simply a good gate with a minimalist canopy and agrees with the overall aesthetic of the university (then).

It was made before we entered the Crazy period of Public Procurement and Disposal Act (Tenderpreneurship)

The later was done by another University at a cost of Kes. 70 Million.

We now have gates where the lowest bidder is quoting over Kes. 100 Million.

The Public Procurement Act and its revolving door with the corrupt is a problem. Things are costing triple at half the quality

#MjengoElimu

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@dnahinga Man, you're inside my head.

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@Mastardcesh Let him sleep in two houses tujue ni mnoma

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@IanECox @javahouseafrica @ArtcaffeKenya Why would we watch games at Java, you lumpen proletariat.?

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@elonmusk Are you supporting South Africa or USA in the World Cup? And congratulations on the Tesla thing.

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@IEBCKenya This is misinforming. I thought I could change stations, but am told to travel from Kisumu to Makueni to go and do that. So sad.

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@IEBCKenya So difficult to change your polling station. Why do you have to travel to the destination station in 2026? So disappointed.

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@KenyaPower_Care We keep losing power after slight rains. They said it's a power surge. Kindly assist. Area around Obwolo Junction off Kakamega road in Kisumu. Near Daima Résidence. Kindly give us a permanent solution. Mètre Number 37163661558.

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@KenyaPower_Care We do not have power since yesterday. Kindly assist. Area around Obwolo Junction near Kwa Daima Résidence in Mamboleo, Kisumu. The estate with the big unfinished plot building, near the small forest. Meter Number: 14140657736 (And the president is around.)

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@polo_kimanii They have small brains.

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@whitenigerian Football is a sport. Optional sport. For enjoyment. Dude.

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@TVETAKenya Kenya is led by idiots. I'd sue them for "where we're you all those years." i
Incompetence and Negligence of Duty

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

Pirates of America

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@moneyacademyKE @Caly_ne What's that

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

We do not have power since yesterday. Kindly assist. Area around Obwolo Junction near Kwa Daima Résidence in Mamboleo, Kisumu. The estate with the big unfinished plot building, near the small forest. Near Kajulu Water tank. Meter Number: 37163661558 @KenyaPower_Care

[African Pirate @mwongella_]

@KenyaPower_Care This one. 37163661558 ^FM