“The PLU has said it on different occasions that they will go with Museveni’s endorsement for the speaker of parliament, I don’t know why they are doing whatever they are doing now. But i love that they have taken a step in fighting corruption but still you can’t treat Malaria when you are still friends with the mosquitoes”
~Norbert Mao~
I was there, peacefully mourning Chuck Norris: the man who raised us through roundhouse kicks and low-budget explosions.
I sat among my workmates, thinking we were all from the same "rewind-with-a-pen" generation.
Then I made the fatal mistake😭:
I said, very casually, like a man who now has hypertension and back pain:
"Man... back in 1992, those movies made life worth living."
Silence.....
Not normal silence; the kind where even your ancestors pause like, "Wait... what?" One whispered, "1990.. what?"
Another said, "Isn't that like... 70 years ago?"
At that moment, I was a documentary. A museum exhibit. A living fossil. They were looking at me like I had personally attended the last supper or seen dinosaurs.
One guy said, “Grandpa… tell us about the Luo migration.”😭
Meanwhile, I had thought that we were agemates. Men above 30, we are literally supposed to be sugar daddies-the broke batch though 🙌
📌 The MALARIA VACCINE; R21, has been shown to be totally safe to humans according to clinical trials. Uganda will be the 19th country to take on this malaria vaccine.
Every day, Uganda loses 16 people to Malaria and of these 10 are children under 5 years old.