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future viral sensation

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@emilyyymac where ? who? help

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@Michael5SOS see u 2 morrow 😎

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made a mistake and work and didn’t even cry about it. you could say i’m in the prime of my life

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@emmahoersdig YEAH

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@emilyrachelj oh my god

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just realized that our kitten is a pisces which means i now live with three pisces pray for me

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@__sarahseymour thanks to this tweet i found out i am almost a year older than him and i really dont like that

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@kettlevinyl its also his uhm job

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really glad to see that everyone is as disgusted by the new eggs as i am.

[Tim Hortons @TimHortons]

People say if you like it you should put a ring on it. But we love it. So we put it in a ring.

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someone should make those ads for mobile games that are actually nothing like the game they are advertising for into a mobile game

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yes, i am 22 but its only now that skinny jeans are out of fashion have i come to the realization i am no longer a teen.

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@kettlevinyl what feels homophobic and is

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@captainmairica i gasp out loud oh my GOD

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@meggyrobertson3 from my own experience, yes

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@kettlevinyl okay

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@ people who crack their knuckles: does anyone else be cracking them against their face or is that purely a me thing

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@kettlevinyl thaink good i’m among my own kind at least

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@emilyrachelj i trust you

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for my next birthday i want a cake with a barbie stuck in it so the cake looks like is the skirt of a ball gown. you know the ones. if i dont get one then im not turning 23 i refuse.

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if there’s one thing i’ll know forever it’s Performance with a capital P