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yo it’s ya boy

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Moyes when he sees Harrison Armstrong on duolingo in pre season

[Benj @Benjwinst]

An absolutely disgraceful, disgusting, abhorrent performance, same back 4 that have gifted teams goals week in week out. Picked by the manager constantly, Europe up in smoke and got ourselves to blame. I’m happily dissatisfied to Angus Kinnear. Shambles.

[𝗣𝗘𝗗 @PED7]

How on earth Moyes has persisted with this back 4 i'll never know.

[Everton @Everton]

Stunning. 💙

Not the result we wanted, but thank you to @The1878s for another incredible display at our home. 👏

[J @64_hero22]

Evertonians:

[Forever Everton // Rob @F0reverEvert0n]

Celebrating the 20K followers 🥳🥳🥳

I want to gift T-Shirts to 20 of my followers as a thank you to the blue community and the incredible support my family have received since starting this business 💙

To enter …

Just Retweet & make sure you're Following me.🔔

[The Unholy Trinity Everton Podcast @UHTPodcast]

You know what time it is....

Take it away Diego 🕺🔵⚪️

#UHTPodcast #EFC #COYB #Everton

[The Beak of Beak Street 🏆 🏆 🏆 @CFO4TAG]

🚨 Oliver Glasner’s relationship with the #CPFC hierarchy has taken a nosedive, after he continues to ignore club rules.

Glasner has NOT completed his mandatory diversity training, and has started parking in disabled spots at the training ground.

He has also refers to Steve Parish as “Big Nose” around the club.

Parish has asked #CPFC Head of Discipline Mark Bright to have a word.

[Citizens of Suburbia @CitizenSuburbia]

"Sir. Its the School of Science. Its on the way back".

[Everton Spare Tickets @evertonspares]

Hands down the best joke he’s ever told this one…. Proper grower of a joke, gets better with age.

[🄼🄰🄲🄰 @mxca_owen]

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[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Everton’s new stadium is probably the best in the Premier League. 🔥 https://t.co/lwVAGOFjl7

[Dave Downie @daviddownie17]

Where is everyone? #EFC

[🄼🄰🄲🄰 @mxca_owen]

@ElBobble Bobble mate😮‍💨

[Everton @Everton]

Z Cars in new surroundings. 🤩

[🄼🄰🄲🄰 @mxca_owen]

@ShirtKingSOE Can’t DM mate

[Terry ▶️ @TFinnAgain]

A final update today from Everton’s imaginary Bramley Moore Stadium correspondent:

#ConeNonce