mxpndo

Bring me more wine

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[mxpndo @mxpndo]

Your back pain is caused by filling your carry-on backpack to the seams

[mxpndo @mxpndo]

They’re playing Clairo in the Portland IKEA shocker

[Jeff Johnson @JeffJSays]

If Eric Adams was still mayor he would’ve allowed hookah and bottle service at the Knicks parade

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[mxpndo @mxpndo]

Why as an adult do you have filthy sticky toddler hands

[mxpndo @mxpndo]

Summer is here New York, time for deodorant… please

[mxpndo @mxpndo]

Let’s go Abu Dhabi Knicks

[mxpndo @mxpndo]

@scorp_core FREAK

[mxpndo @mxpndo]

Consuming unhealthy amounts of sangria

[I am become Life. @MikePerryavatar]

Ashli Babbitt committed suicide by coup.

[bobbyhundreds @bobbyhundreds]

This is not over til @souplantation reopens.

[Astead @AsteadWH]

at bare minimum body cams repeatedly prove police are an untrustworthy journalistic source and it would seem that any media narrative reliant on "police said" must be coupled with the context of what we also know -- police lie

[Dennis O'Donnell @DennisKPIX]

Just came upon an attack on an elderly Asian woman on Market Street San Francisco. Effort I got more details

[swagittarius ☾⋆｡𖦹 °✩ @snorlexis]

does biden have a plan to bring back souplantation

[Complex Sneakers @ComplexSneakers]

Mystery solved 🔥🔥🔥 @bobbyhundreds @meenaharris

[Liam Stack @liamstack]

“If it wasn’t my job I would do it for free. It was absolutely my pleasure to crush a white nationalist insurrection,” he said. “And we’ll do it as many times as it takes.”