morgan

“life is like a box of chocolates, it’s crazy” - @caucasianjames

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

This probably the best use of AI I have seen

[gill @contactabrother]

ur honor u lowkey weren’t there

[kendall @superiorsantina]

when u finally unsave that song u been skipping for 2 months straight https://t.co/0H3YqGWQmE

[Mija @hi_mija]

People who get annoyed by angel numbers are so annoying. Like I’m sorry you can’t get inspired by microwave. I can

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

YOU ARE NEVER TOO SMART TO BE A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[dizzy @rundizzy]

is ur best self in the room with us right now

[James @CaucasianJames]

when’s the last time u blew into a dandelion and made a wish? and u wonder why ur life is shit

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Terri Joe stuns at church in new photoshoot with @PaperMagazine.

📸: Oscar Ouk
🔗: https://t.co/Onos3sSl8S

[James @CaucasianJames]

just tried this out. pretty awesome. life is full of fun surprises. grateful for another day here on earth

[Tempa @FathomFloof]

Christmas! So soon!

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Sleeping in heavenly peace is low key goated when a silent night is the vibe

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Did it hurt? Did what hurt. Did it hurt when you arrived on beautiful princess island and they forced you to swim to ugly bitch peninsula

[pj @pjayevans]

Some of the drunkest times I’ve experienced were because of alcohol