Max

[Max @mxslaughter]

@calburnerphone @TheCalBears_ @blakegunter_5 a lot

[Warriors on NBCS @NBCSWarriors]

Don't compare that man to Steph ever again

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Congratulations on your wedding @DonaldJTrumpJr. Sorry for distracting your Dad with this important work.

[Tosh Lupoi @CoachLup]

Proud of these young men for putting in the work on the field and in the classroom. Earning a degree from the #1 Public University in the world means something special. Congrats!

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

During the 2023 season, the PAC-12 had:

• 2022 Heisman winner Caleb Williams
• 2023 Heisman finalist Bo Nix
• 2023 Heisman finalist Michael Penix
• 2024 Heisman winner Travis Hunter
• 2024 Heisman finalist Cam Ward
• 2025 Heisman winner Fernando Mendoza
• 2024 No. 1 overall pick Caleb Williams
• 2025 No. 1 overall pick Cam Ward
• 2025 No. 2 overall pick Travis Hunter
• 2026 No. 1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza
• 2026 No. 2 overall pick David Bailey

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

He has risen

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Believe it or not, Germany’s 5 largest cities lie perfectly on a 4th-degree polynomial

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

[HatsOff @HatsOffff]

Trump in 2024: I can tell you you’re not going to have a war with Iran with me as president

[Max @mxslaughter]

@mansourtarek_ @Kalshi Scam, never will use the product again

[Max @mxslaughter]

@Kalshi Scam, don’t bet kalshi, they won’t pay you

[Max @mxslaughter]

@mansourtarek_ Scam, will never use kalshi again

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Go to literally any SEC tailgate.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

The perfect photo doesn’t exi—

[Max @mxslaughter]

@yanabana ah yes, another transplant coming up with fun new ways for less people to live here, especially those from here

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@HasanKhxnx I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I’m a pretty good swimmer.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Every time Bad Bunny said "Ey!" in the Halftime Show

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

San Francisco fuckin rules.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.