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PNW livin’ & lovin’ 🌲🌲🌲

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@PurpyNFL Don’t take skyrizi if you’re allergic to skyrizi (just trust me on this one)

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@BravesStats @PitchingNinja Good thing I said “one of” and not the greatest ever! I’m too young to remember the Harvey Haddix game but yeah Wood’s 20k game is probably the greatest in this category

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@TrebbisTess @PitchingNinja @BravesStats lol all good king just making sure I wasn’t going crazy 🫡

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@TrebbisTess @PitchingNinja @BravesStats Do me a favor and please re-read my original tweet and then think about your reply lol

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@mi4d0lan Since this came out I’ve seen almost equal parts “it’s so clear are you all deaf?” and “I’m sorry but wtf does she say??” Which is funny but also a dead giveaway that it is not 100% obvious what she says lol some people just want to act or feel superior to others I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@emmitonair

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@criterionhouse

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@deaunteee This is a highlight, and a leading single for a reason, but a majority of her whole album is really good!

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@Laurentdalmeida @LeslieMinesIII What exactly makes you so confident in that statement? Genuinely curious

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@Keegan59992745 The Black Phone was soooo lame I felt like I was taking crazy pills when I saw how much universal acclaim that movie got 😵‍💫

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@Brodeyy_51 I think it’s a good movie. It’s very much Forrest Gump vol. 2 and it’s one of Fincher’s weakest IMO but he has an incredible filmography and comparing it to Forrest Gump isn’t necessarily a bad thing either. Just don’t expect to be blown away 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@BoneJail One of my favorite scenes, in any movie ever, is the “processing scene” when him and PSH are both drinking his crazy concoction. Just two absolute legends going toe for toe. Gives me chills just thinking about it

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@_iamlougotti Not sure I’ve ever seen 6 or 7 in a store tbh. I’m a sucker for the classics (1&2) but both those other flavors sound delicious 😋

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@sillierdeadite Send Help too!

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@therlwrites I watched the exorcist with a friend, we must’ve been 8 or so years old and it fucked us UP! I remember we had to turn all the lights on and watch Spongebob afterwards 😂

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@sam_niac

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@VinnysCorner1 Vikes & Bills are way too low

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@astromarko Yikes. You must hate good literature too then because this is an excellent adaption of an incredible novel

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@seansphotos Very cool! Reminds me of the intro/credits for the first season of True Detective