Jeff Cunt

Tries to do away with it entirely, lives as an inversion of it, thus continuing to refer to it indirectly

[Jeff Cunt @mxtchos]

The Cuck Hum of an Electric Vehicle sounds like Silent Hill Ambience

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

why do they treat y'all's president like a make-a-wish kid

[Aaron @VisionarySwerve]

Whole time OTC stands for “on trumps cock”

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i hope elon doesn't let the money change him

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Mel Brooks was 99 when he filmed Spaceballs 2

He will be 100 when it releases next April

[Divine @DivineOfficial]

RIP David Hockney.
Divine (1979)

[♡ @taesdawn26]

tony leung is going to play a serial killer in a new miniseries directed by johnnie to, with the story set in india

[໊ @jaysmiclly]

cutting my penis off and eating it if jey wins

[sam @texhnolyzedfish]

ah ok

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

there’s a youtube video of me when i was 10 years old rapping and i say my full name, address, and phone number, and then proceed to rhyme my last name with hitler

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Imagine making the worst mistake of your adult life in Vegas and opening your hotel blinds to see this

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Chibi Bart

[Matt Kramer 🔪 @kramerposts]

not sure if anyone will ever beat this two-tweet combo

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

I miss when celebrities didn't know how to use the internet properly and ended up creating ultra gems by accident

[The King of Burbank @kingofburbank2]

God, Jesus and Abraham returning to write the newest testament

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

Sorkin having to direct his Social Network sequel because Fincher is too busy directing a Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel because Tarantino is too busy putting off making his Final Film to make inflammatory statements about actors…really sad situation all around.

[The Film Stage 📽 @TheFilmStage]

Michael Mann's #Manhunter: The Final Cut will open in U.S. theaters beginning July 24 in a brand-new 4K restoration.