Matt

im drowning please god help me

[Matt @mxvwvxm]

deleting my snapchat stories after a night out of drinking

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

they bold as fuck for knocking on the door

[Matt @mxvwvxm]

@patlopmon @SkylynBeaty Lmao cringe ^

[Matt @mxvwvxm]

@kaylee_corell I’m sorry is it bed time in Texas? I live in America, we have a power grid here.

[Matt @mxvwvxm]

Im gonna bust that bitch open like she’s a $5 foot long on a road trip

[adam @brokeangeI]

“if you don’t like america then leave.”

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

This is your regular reminder that religion has no place in politics.

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

i never should have gone back to school

[sidney @Viperous]

who checked up on YOU today??? exactly nobody gives a fuck about you

[prance @bocxtop]

not celebrating another birthday after 23, just going to sit silently and think about how i let it get to this point

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

joining the war on drugs but on the side of the drugs

[miyah.j @bigbabyM1]

I’m going on a strict budget starting August 1st, because I have lost my motherfuckin mind lol

[Matt @mxvwvxm]

So you’re telling me a kangaroo isn’t a bird?

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

Everybody is mad that we blew up one city block, but what about all the blocks we didn’t blow up? You never hear about those.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

how is skateboarding going to be in the olympics if you cant smoke weed