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[mxz @mxzels]

#NewProfilePic

[viagra @1800viagra]

playing some Future to realign my chakras

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[mxz @mxzels]

not forgiving yall for hyping up project hail mary 🤦🏽‍♀️ was so shit

[gabriel @castleb0y]

Chief keef is a good rapper cause you can tell there are bars he wrote just because he wanted to say a certain word

[Neet @neet_sol]

Thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and “giving me some time back.” Now I can finally pursue my passions

[fishious @fishquichee]

The elephant has developed a sense of belonging in the room

[🍭 @_KayNatalie]

LinkedIn needs to become more realistic and discuss things like how to concentrate at work while heart broken lol.

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

[mxz @mxzels]

and i aint get no heads up either feel so betrayed

[mxz @mxzels]

eid is cancelled fr i just found out my fav nail salon closed down….

[RD @RyanDestiny]

last night #oscar 2026

[Luke @qLxke_]

when you think about it this is the most marty supreme thing that could’ve happened

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[Sougo Kaizer III @tonkatsuni]

white people just discovered adab

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I literally cannot engage with a person who has a hard time with understanding that multiple things can be true at the same time

[mxz @mxzels]

forgot the following tab existed

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

Don’t stress over things you can’t control. Hand it over to the Almighty. There’s no need to spend sleepless nights thinking about your problems. It’ll get you nowhere. He can easily take care of things if only you’d trust Him. He’s the only One who can turn your life around.

[safia aidid @safiyaaaay]

so a watermelon is antisemitic but a Nazi salute is neurodivergence