My Retail Life

Basically a hot mess that doesn’t know what to do with her life.

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

Happy. Fucking. Holidays. #retaillife #retailproblems #retailhell

[The Anything Not Made in Russia Explorer 🇺🇦 @ObservingRetail]

Feeling attacked here

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

So this morning a #dearcustomer called asking for gas prices, which we can’t give over the phone. So he calls back with a message to the #associate he talked to, saying to tell her he said go to hell 😂 #retaillife #retailhell #retail

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

The only way I can describe this day is: three ring circus. #happyholidayweekend #retailhell #capitalismsucks #customerserviceproblems

[I Love ~Essential~ Retail @ilove_retail]

My toxic trait is no matter how well everything is going for me, one tiny thing that bothers me can derail my entire mood/day 🙄

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

@MickeyDs_and_Me Louder for the people in the back 🙌🏻

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

The worst thing about working #retail in the Bible Belt? Customers know you can’t shew them away so they feel like they can shove their religion on you. My favorite is telling them I’m catholic and watching their whole demeanor change #retaillife #retailhell

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

@Nociel Mostly they just think it’s their job to convert you to their belief system. Which can become borderline harassing.

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

@rock_kowgurl You’re my hero. I’ve thought about handing out the phone number and sometimes even names of managers, but it’s just a comforting thought lol. I should start doing it tho.

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

When a #dearcustomer blames you as a store clerk for a bad decision from #corporate. Like what do you expect me to do about it? You think I like being short handed and doing 4+ jobs all day? #retaillife #retailproblems #callcorporateandcomplain

[The Office Greatest Moments @context__office]

things that DON’T make you ugly:

- acne
- being over/under weight
- scars
- stretch marks
- crooked/yellow teeth
- body hair
- thinning hair/loss
- psoriasis/eczema/rashes
- fat rolls
- amputations
- physical abnormalities

things that DO make you ugly:

- hating The Office

[ElyseB @ElyseB92]

@AngryRetail666 @RealRetailBitch Pro tip: GTFO when the “Store will be closing in ‘x’ minutes” announcements are made.

[Agrin @Agrinr1993]

Working retail in America is a very common form of self-torture #Retail #Retailproblems

[(Formerly!) RetailMusings 🇵🇸 @MusingsInRetail]

For the 40 billionth time: Cashiers don't get told why your credit card declined, no matter how many times you say there's money on it & that it should work. It didn't work & that's your job to find out why, not mine.
#cashierproblems
#retailproblems

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

@Kristy_Fuston We will miss you!! Don’t be a stranger 😉

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

I thought the HR person was the one you’re supposed to be able to go to with issues?? What happens when they are the one causing issues for you?? #retaillife #retailhell #dearcoworker #dearmanager #fuckyou

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

Me: *answers phone*
#dearcustomer : “what time does the pharmacy open?”
M: *googles it* “9a”
DC: “the website says 8:30!”
M: “....sorry, they open at 9”
DC: “but the website says 8:30!”

😑
#retaillife #retailproblems

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

@retailprison @SWilliamBrown33 When you give your location as part of your phone script and the first thing they do is ask if you’re the one on the street you clearly just said. #retaillife #retailhell

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

#DearCustomer
Do NOT lay your trash on the belt. That’s nasty.
#retaillife #retailproblems #cashierproblems

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

@jimmyfallon #IFIHadTheThrone I would ostracize people who say have a great weekend to people who work retail #retaillife

[My Retail Life @myRetail_Life]

Bob’s is how I make it most days #retaillife

[Missy Martinez @MissyXMartinez]

What’s your “go-to” show/movie whenever you need a “pick me up” or some mental health self care?

Mine is @BobsBurgersFOX