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Some thoughts are best left off the Internet...

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Does anybody else get annoyed that phone keypads and keyboard number pads are in the opposite order of each other?
#FirstWorldProblem #FreeTheKeys

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There's no better feeling than putting on a fresh pair of socks. #Snuggie #CozyMotherFucker

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@heremyjigginson @ddanielle_rose Die Hard?!

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@SteckAdam Lol Really? this is what you're wasting your time getting upset over. It isn't even real smh https://t.co/2kfQyuUkYJ

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I came back to Twitter to say one thing: Egg Nog IN Coffee.

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Is it just me or is it a little ironic that @espn just used a failing car to talk about Detroit's poor performance over the years @Ford

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Just found out the hard way that dayquil capsules bounce

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It's a good day when you get to have pizza for both lunch and dinner.

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At what point of beard growth do I switch from soap to shampoo? asking for a friend...

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kids these days aren't snooping through closets anymore srching for Xmas gifts... now they just have 2 check their parents Amazon Prime act.

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Jamison crowder is fat and has body odor and makes people lose their fantasy league by .5 points

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@karl_mauthe I'm still trying to figure out what era they're talking about when they say "again"

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@gaarashatan1 lol

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well here's the best reasoning for why the US needs education reform that I've ever seen #election2016

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@njtransit is bad for my health

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.@realDonaldTrump
NACHO you can't let this fly?!
Say please one of your other truths on Twitter - FIX THIS PLEASE BRO I'm scared. https://t.co/2pjJExfyJ1

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I can't wait for @SouthPark this week #debatenight