Frangipane Lebowitz

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[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

American parents will give their kids an AR-15 before a TI-84

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@Vanguard_Group @Digbirt have the same issue

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@rkbarney Mad world by Gary Jules?

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@rkbarney Sound of silence?

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

Elect me president I'll never take my work home

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

It's that time every four years where your loneliest friend gets REALLY into the world cup

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

@sahhaana Let's reduce scope to meet goals (buy turkey cold cuts at 7/11)

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Holocaust. What does that mean? Take it apart. Holo = Challah. Cost = Price. What is the price of challah? $5. 5 = 10/2. 10 + 2 = 12. The 12 Tribes of Israel. Israel is an anagram of Is Real.

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

My love language is asking "Hi, is this available?" on fb marketplace listings I'm not remotely interested in

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

Never getting another ticket

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

Love RX bars, that's what I call six Lexapros and a Gabapentin mushed together

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

if onboarding to heaven has IT training and icebreakers just send me to hell

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

Damn, San Francisco has BDSM gear out here in the public parks

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

@SateleShan5 @sahhaana @sfmta_muni @SFPDCares @CA_DMV i won't be able to

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

had my car registration sticker stolen and got a $121 ticket despite my car being registered. In order to get a new sticker, you have to spend $23 and then the ticket is reduced to $10. Why is this even a ticket at all if the car is registered @sfmta_muni @SFPDCares

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

@SateleShan5 @sahhaana @sfmta_muni @SFPDCares @CA_DMV ehhhh, glad you're able to share your experience that sounds hard 👍

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

@SateleShan5 @sahhaana @sfmta_muni @SFPDCares @CA_DMV are you still annoyed

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

@SateleShan5 @sahhaana @sfmta_muni @SFPDCares @CA_DMV damn if that bothers you, you must get annoyed A LOT. thanks for speaking up

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

@SateleShan5 @sahhaana @sfmta_muni @SFPDCares @CA_DMV i dont want to know

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

@SateleShan5 @sahhaana @sfmta_muni @SFPDCares @CA_DMV nah, tag away, it's a problem in their jurisdiction and they can raise it to the DMV. why do you care

[Frangipane Lebowitz @myaolscreenname]

@SateleShan5 @sahhaana @sfmta_muni @SFPDCares @CA_DMV nah, escalate shit that's ridiculous. who are u tho