beerquotes

I love beer quotes and I love beer even more! This is for my folks who love beer too!

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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy. -- Benjamin Franklin

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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. -- Anon.

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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me. --W.C. Fields

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart

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I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. -- Jack Kerouac

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. -Catherine Zandonella-

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NORM: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer. --Cheers

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An' damn the eyes, whoever tries, to rob a poor man of his beer. -- British Music Hall Song, 1830

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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1962! Unknown

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin

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What care I how time advances?

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I recommend..bread, meat, vegetables, and beer. -- Sophocles

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work. -- Mark Twain

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On a Fly drinking out of a Cup of Ale Source. -- William Oldys 1696-1761

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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish. Grant Wood

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SAM: What do you say, Norm?

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra

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There are more old drunks than old doctors. -- Anon.

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I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.Shakespeare, Henry V

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Put it back in the horse! -- H. Allen Smith, after he drank his first American beer.