52 rats in a jacket

alt: @mybrainiswormy

[Naomi Long MLA @naomi_long]

If my political values were so threadbare, so lacking in any humanity, that where others see a tragic and barbaric attack, I could only see an opportunity for political point scoring as base as this, I'd be ashamed, not advertising it for all to see.

[Sarah Creighton 🍂 @Saraita101]

You can't legitimate concern your way through a pogrom

[Ryan Cullen @RyanCullen90]

It's clearly a horrific crime that should be punished the harshest but if your first reaction is to join a Tommy Robinson march, then you either don't have Belfast's best intentions at heart in the first place or are simply a massive fucking idiot

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

Unfortunately, we do have to actually get off our asses and do our part to help scrape and scrub the scum of the earth from this planet AND save all the animals and plants and children from genocidal billionaires (who also Want to Eat Us for WHATEVER reason) before it’s too late

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

the reform voting troglodytes really out here trying to sell the narrative that belfast, of all fucking places, was a peaceful city before those damn foreigners came over here and ruined it. it's hard to decide whether or not to laugh or bang your head against a wall.

[ruva🌼 @ruviexo]

But will any police resources be directed towards protecting black and brown people? Will we get strongly worded statements against the rising problem of racism and Islamophobia in this country? Or will they keep telling us how much safer we have it compared to other groups

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

If your response to an innocent man being brutally assaulted is to burn other innocent people out of their homes, you're a fucking monster. It really is that simple.

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

Guy who thinks there wasn't violence in Ireland in... *checks notes*... 1976.

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

Literally what is this going to achieve? What has the man who probably built his life there for decades got to do with a Sudanese psycho?

[old and turnt @poisonjr]

(nodding empathically) Because of the twos in the year.

[52 rats in a jacket @mybrainisnormal]

much like how people say youre never more than 6ft away from a rat in new york i am never more than 6ft away from being pissed off anywhere i go

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

twitter has started forcing eating disorder content onto my tl and the craziest thing ive learned is that the community literally has not updated their graphics since 2014. passing the same 4 black and white tumblr posts around like a blunt

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I hate when I see a good recipe on Instagram and the caption is like “Comment YUMMY to get the recipe in your inbox : D” and I’m out here commenting “Yummy” like a fucking tool 🫩

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

You're not cool and quirky for not allowing phones at your concert. What if notorious serial killer The Butcher was at your concert and he could go to the show without being noticed.

[john @jmce95]

‘Rain sounds’ being in the Irish Spotify Top 100… girl just open a fucking window

[52 rats in a jacket @mybrainisnormal]

got my hair cut if any or you even Care

[clem @batemanbales]

props to him for always keeping us on our toes, you truly never know how a quote is going to end

[jayribus @coldharbors]

asked hungry british coworker if he was so hungry he could eat a horse and he asked if i was referencing the tesco horsemeat scandal

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

I started out as a spy playing Harry Palmer now I am playing Finn McMissile in Cars 2