Mychal Earl Guzman

A Charismatic Vulcan. Live completely, Die completely.

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I once got caught trying to go down on a chicken. Talk about having egg on your face

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@ColdPiece__ @90sManiax Duckman had to go. It was awakening things

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@QTsnack

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@whatadowngrade @WholesomeMeme Irritating when ppl comment “fisheye lense” when none of these are fisheye

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@awkwardgoogle She’s Chinese but her name Da Laotian…isn’t that Laos? Kidding

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@CastleLarger @MufaraNduvh0 Was wondering who was going to be the one to say it. Vibe Kill Style Fact

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Ice cube tray (full!) slid out the freezer, in a split second I snatched it one handed. No cubes lost.

Lock in

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I enjoy cleaning. But I have a nasty habit of depriving myself of things I enjoy

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@SwordsSlippers Morbid Metal in Early access so developmentally yall still gotta catch up, you’re not even close

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Warlocks and lesbians are so extra

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@DanielPriestley @TheCinesthetic I thought it would be the Matrix of Leadership and there was going to be a CGI Transformers movie

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

gm

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@jingahad COVID times were the closest. I miss being able to walk down the empty highway access road in the morning

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Didn’t chip in on rent

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

What if the spider you killed in your home had spent his entire life thinking that you were his roommate.

Ever thought about that?

No, you only think about yourself.

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@Whotfismick Rock Bottom Reset

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@ADHDForReal Had this box opened for years like this, empty. Moving tomorrow and still probably not going to use it. I feel attacked

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Latest book I’ve finished, so cathartic. Glad I’ve read it at this age, don’t think it would have hit as much in my youth https://t.co/VLWKyh1leM

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@cybermemelord Had an aunt that would always greet and say goodbye to me by saying my email name and laughing

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@WorkMemesDaily My quiet firing was getting fewer hours to the point I couldn’t make a living

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@BeaKos2 @EpictetusSays @JonathanGwood As you said, different category, yet here you are trying to link it with The Dent