Mike Wood

My views are entirely those of my employers. They wont say it but they are thinking it.

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

They're back on tour and still don't look happy about it

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

Hard to tell which member of Space is the most excited about this tour...

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@TK_HelpDesk Almost a month on and still haven't had this resolved. Really disappointing.

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@TK_HelpDesk I have been waiting over 14 days for feedback on an objection that I raised. Your helpdesk said that my case was closed as I hadn't responded in time despite responding within less than 24 hours.

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@DeliverooHelp have got a reward voucher for £8 which expires in 3 days but it won't apply when I try to use it.

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@EE I've tried 3 times to get in touch via 150 to give notice on my account. Each time it says there's been a problem and it can't connect me. I try to use the chat on your app instead - it tells me to call 150. What am I meant to do?

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@StuBennett just letting you know the From Despair To Where mention last night didn't go unnoticed or unappreciated! #manics

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@officialcufc Woking home

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@FootballCliches Even twitter's ai is questioning the eligibility of the match....

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@FootballCliches Gareth Southgate's LinkedIn is claiming that he has more England caps than anyone else. Does being a manager get you a cap?!

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@FootballCliches On the subject of bar staff neutrality. I was in a bar in Skopje in October 2014 where all staff were wearing t-shirts commemorating Liverpool's non-existent 2013-2014 league win...

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

One of the wankiest things going on social media is 'if you know, you know'. For instance, a photo of a view from an expensive restaurant with that tagline attached. It makes my skin crawl.

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

That song sounded like something that would finish 15th at Eurovision #BRITs

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@emil_franchi Eric 'Mr' Muscle

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@anon_opin Same with Len's Steal My Sunshine on Absolute Radio 00s (released in 99)

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

Tried watching that #MogsChristmas that everyone was banging on about. Couldn't see the appeal myself.

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

Why does the Wikipedia page of Mrs Claus have a picture of Santa strangling her?

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

Adding this to my list of excuses for missing a work deadline.

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Has anyone else ever had this issue? 🧐

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

@discobadgers I agree - They did have that as well

[Mike Wood @myclwd]

Mankind has reached a new low.