damnsaltyham

D&D fanatic. halloween enthusiast. horror slag. begrudging artist. sham of a human being.✌

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

When I smoke the local green I become creative, calm and mellow. When I smoke the government I become paranoid, panicked and filled with dread.
It doesn't matter the strain or strength I get the same result. Now color me what you will but I find that uncomfortably odd.

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

Now I'm not one to get high and start comming up with conspiracy theories (yes I am) but I've noticed a weird pattern when I smoke the government approved weed compared to locally acquired weed.

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

I woke up crying because I had a dream that @HamillHimself died and now I'm like just super depressed.

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

Is it weird to ask my ex for my nudes back? #girlyproblems

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

I'm laying in bed surrounded by Squishmalows listening to #boburnham #inside playlist. Am I ok?

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

Hopes that in my Epitaph they remember to mention that i was never captain of the cool kids, only a joker of the rejects

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

@thestitchkeeper @Castlesvania Oh hey I actually have that bank too ah huhu

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

If your nipples dont get hard when Captain America says "Avengers assemble" before the battle in Endgame then I cant fwy 💖

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

My Impala? Tame.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

My Surfers? Butthole.

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

Im not sure if I should follow back cause momma always said if it sounds too good to be true then...

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

@Gabino_Iglesias @Elysium1313 @amylopan @HoneyIShrunkJG2 @Brundle_James @KealanBurke @IsaacsHauntedB @kinky_horror @therealjoebob @thestitchkeeper @craigwallwork @bookmovieguy @coffeebeanliver @Castlesvania @Israel_Finn @SGJ72 @reel_geek @Newbobhead @LexxHunter @wonderboutique 🥰

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

Me: I got you a few things that reminded me of you, I know you been down lately so I hope they encourage you and lift up your spirits 💖
My older sister: heres sum forks.

[Duncan Smith @DuncanSmithNBA]

All of us: https://t.co/xFCby7XBSp

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

My #Halloween2020 costume, gender bender David from Lost Boys. Howd I do @RealKiefer ?

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

History will write about how this pic needed racism @thestitchkeeper

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

@thestitchkeeper Mini you tho 😹😹

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

@thestitchkeeper Wendel needs to fuck off

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

@thestitchkeeper I hold nothing against you for the abandonment, he is a tasty tasty man.

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

Happy Birthday to my favorite slice of flesh @thestitchkeeper

[damnsaltyham @mydamnham]

@StephanieHypes Last two I got were Into the Spiderverse and Evil dead remake