Dave 🦀

he/him— 300 yrs old, no other distinguishing features

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

I don’t mean to offend anyone, but the hamster dance is more of a song than a dance to be brutally honest

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

using speakerphone in public isn’t against the law, and it SHOULDN’T be against the law, but you should still go to jail because it’s a crime

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@DMan1954Gojira how sick is this my man?

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

Gotta love having a cat.

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@TheCartelDel Solid Snake is valid. Final Fantasy also has some hitters. You’re also missing the classics of arcade and PC. True nominees should be DOOMGUY, classic donkey Kong, the yeti from SkiFree, the flipper from space cadet pinball, the paddle from pong, the 8 of spades from solitaire…

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

I’d take Godzilla over trump because at least Godzilla is very up-front and honest about his intentions to destroy the world. And he doesn’t diddle kids.

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@fuboTV stole $200 dollars from me, very very predatory service. Collecting my screenshots and heading to the bank! Maybe the lawyer after! Fun!

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

Bellato faked getting knocked out. Watch the replay. #ufc

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@lthomasnews He pointed at Craig when it landed and then acted that whole thing out.

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

I think that 100 silverback gorillas beat the singular man, and honestly I don’t think it as close as people are saying

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@PaulTassi You’re legit going with TWAT?

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@arielhelwani Proof I am a real fan:

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@arielhelwani I used to live for this show. Now it’s just sucking off Jake Paul, and either throwing an idiot under the bus, or having zero integrity to challenge the lies. It feels like this happened over the past 3-6 months? I can’t even watch the show anymore. What happened?

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@arielhelwani Bro. You’ve been watching this sport back when I was still in my father’s nutsack, right? Don’t act like you missed it. Don’t act like you don’t call out weak media questioning. Your own show. Free reign. Absolute bullshit from helwani

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@ChampRDS @arielhelwani Dude lost in every way you can lose. Except disqualification, which chandler absolutely deserved to lose by.

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@ChampRDS @arielhelwani How delusional can a cheating loser be.

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@ChampRDS @arielhelwani *Chandler is informed that math exists*
“I beat Charles 9 times out of 11”

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@DMan1954Gojira It’s fantastic for the price imo. Kong looks terrible tho

[Dave 🦀 @myfavdave]

@DMan1954Gojira yo man do you have this figure?

[Brad Neely @bradneely]

RIP PROFESSOR HARDCASTLE