Gabyisms

Performer. Short. Loves food. Mostly reffered to as noise.

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

Sutton @BurgerKingUK think it's ok to serve mouldy food and only offer a refund for a couple of quid... Reporting to food safety straight away!

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@Travel_Up do you have a non premium rate number to call?

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@ArgosHelpers please check your DM's. Your virtual assistant is pants and im missing part of my order!

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@boohoo Can someone get back to me on the customer care account plz

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@RoyalMailHelp please can you get back to my message soonest

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@mistplayapp Please reply to me, you've blocked me for no reason!!!!

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@mistplayapp you've accused me of violating the terms and conditions but I've done nothing wrong!!!! You've blocked my account for no reason when I've spent ages building up 😭😭😭 please sort this out!!!!

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@IKEAUK who's right, my 1 year old or Daddy....
#ikeaorikea #ikea #funny #arguments #trending

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@OntheBeachUK can someone reply to my dm please, asap

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@arcticfoxcolor I'm trying to purchase and this option has gone from the website?!

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[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@zavvi_cs can someone reply to my DM asap, your customer service messages on your website are a joke! Noone seems to get how a return works!

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@liammedwards @jaffacakes @jaffacakes what do you say to that?

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@jaffacakes this is bad for my ocd 😳 #ocd #why #unsatisfying

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@Dominos_UK Because it's been a year and a half of this pandemic and I still can't cook.
#freedominosday

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@Dominos_UK I've managed to live and work in the same house as my partner without killing him 😌 #freedominosday

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@AldiUK bought your award winning nappies and alot of them are missing the right hand side tabs! Help!

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@annaweatherhead @AnglianHelp Its still breaks every month and still no word from the conpany

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@AnglianHelp stuck indoors! This has happened before. Paid alot of money for a new door and it keeps breaking! Not happy.

[Gabyisms @mygabyisms]

@SuperdrugHelp I've sent you a DM, 4 payments taken but website says payment method failed, HELP

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