Dave

Okay crew, set your faces to stunned.

[Dave @myggie_]

Someone on Tinder just told me that 'eating out' isn't a 'hobby'.

I blocked the fucker.

[Dave @myggie_]

Support this awesome project. A gorgeous kids book with a little lockdown twist, written by my fabulous friend and his buddies. It also benefits charity! Win/win! 🥰

[Friendly Giants @FriendlyGiants_]

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[Dave @myggie_]

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[Kadraj @kadrajtr_]

Lan abla napıyosun ağzını kırıyım ya

[Dave @myggie_]

@Laura_K_Hughes @Tweet_Dec omg I can't believe she humiliates them like that before she eats them.

[Dave @myggie_]

This commercial features real quotes from real UK politicians. REGISTER TO VOTE AND GET THESE FUCKING ARSEHOLES OUT OF THERE. https://t.co/sjHSkHJUcm

[Dave @myggie_]

Instead of wasting your time watching the #johnlewischristmasadvert, which appears to still think it’s 1947, watch something that actually says something: https://t.co/i2bS3gZk9D

[Dave @myggie_]

@Ronayne

[Dave @myggie_]

@wombatclaws The same but at Primark/JD Sport queues?

[Dave @myggie_]

@heymich4el

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name?

[Dave @myggie_]

@Tweet_Dec

[Dave @myggie_]

Watch these. Buy lots of Gaviscon. Ta.

[Havas London @havaslondon]

Fast food patches and kebab flavoured frozen yoghurt are just some of the heartburn-busting innovations to come out of the Gaviscon Night Labs, in our latest campaign for the brand.

https://t.co/5Oz2zVhNb6

[Dave @myggie_]

@cmccrudden I know. But doing a hate march under the guise of 'straight pride' somehow upsets me more than if they just took to the streets to tell fags they suck.

[Dave @myggie_]

But by having signs saying "make normalcy normal again" they've obstructed their aim. Signs like that aren't celebrating straight pride, they're telling other people how to be. No pride parade has ever told straight people they have to be queer.

[Kelly Sullivan @ksullivannews]

The #StraightPrideParade now on its way to City Hall Plaza. #Boston25

[Dave @myggie_]

@shckldg Make a reservation here, immediately. You won't regret it x https://t.co/6FI8iH5mcf

[Dave @myggie_]

@cmccrudden I'm going to be in New Zealand for the first two weeks of January... Just saying...

[Dave @myggie_]

@one_nosy_child @TophHooperton I'm so conflicted on this because on the one hand I'm furious they cast an Australian as a Kiwi, but on the other hand, babe.

[Dave @myggie_]

@heymich4el @one_nosy_child I have to do what I can.